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  1. The Beast hungers for RAW MEAT!!! http://bit.ly/1U8WTl
  2. Dowsing for bombs? Nice. Let us know how that works for you. http://bit.ly/3X25nT
  3. More bad news from Kashmir. If it isn't angry women, it's hungry bears. Will of Allah unclear in all this. http://bit.ly/24MwSh
  4. HK promising to eliminate corruption in Afghanistan. I wonder who he'll need to bribe to achieve that? http://bit.ly/4ABzix
  5. Massive fraud, win by default for the guy with more money: US-style democracy has reached Afghanistan! http://bit.ly/1f57j7
  6. I _thought_ he looked familiar. I just hope our stash holds out until we can find a new dealer. http://bit.ly/3gZp09
  7. The way things are going every Afghan will soon have his own personal American soldier. http://bit.ly/3lzIc0
  8. Whoa, that was a big one. Ayman still worrying about tsunamis & refusing to come down from the minaret. http://bit.ly/ssm0g
  9. There is #nogod but God and Muhammad is the Messenger of God. There. Happy now? (The Shahada they come, the Shahada they fall)
  10. HK, "pale but composed", finally accepts runoff. US must have threatened to publish the goat pictures. http://bit.ly/3xfeXy
  11. Afghans will never have confidence in a government that can't even steal an election properly. http://bit.ly/4xlQeO
  12. Brief panic here when our goatskin #balloon drifted off. Finally found Aymar hiding in another cave. http://bit.ly/33ITM0
  13. Omar just called from his villa in Rimini to say rumors that the Italians paid off his guys are untrue. http://bit.ly/15SGU8
  14. I like the sound of the "villain of peace" award, but I'm upset that Azam offered it to Obama before me. http://bit.ly/4kvBdQ
  15. "It's good to think big", I told the Maghrebis. "Just don't blow up the planet". "Trust us" they said. Oops. http://bit.ly/OcQ3s
  16. The Nobel Committee need to proof their press-releases. That was obviously meant to be an 's', not a 'b'.
  17. Excited about McChrystal's job creation scheme. Would retrain as a massage therapist if offered the chance. http://bit.ly/R21Ya
  18. We missed bin Nayef. But something tells me you're not going to enjoy the TSA screening next time you fly. http://bit.ly/3jvyET
  19. Tragic. Lashkar need to remind their people why you don't bring a rifle on a date. Flowers are much safer. http://bit.ly/3H09l4
  20. When Maulvi started selling potatoes in PK, I never thought he'd get back in the game, but he did. Respect. http://bit.ly/10Cacz