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"This cat Osama, he's a bad mother-" "Shut yo mouth!" "Hey man, I'm just talkin' bout Osama bin Laden ..." http://bit.ly/4wRMJD
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4% have "Never heard of Al-Qaeda"? Either they don't get out much, or we have some serious PR work to do. http://bit.ly/2p6kAW
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Doesn't watching #vpdebate give you just a _little_ sympathy for my misogynistic belief that women shouldn't be allowed to run anything?
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I feel for these guys. I still remember how hurt and angry I felt the day that I was taken off the US payroll. http://bit.ly/1eAg6q
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It's true. McCain did visit Waziristan. He was loud & obnoxious & kept complaining that he couldn't get a hamburger. http://bit.ly/35ICsA
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So you Americans think it's funny that I live in a cave? Well I _own_ my cave, and no one's going to foreclose me. Who's laughing now?
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"Leave it to me. I'll renew the domains." Azzam said. "I know about this stuff." Guess who's on 24-hour goat duty now? http://bit.ly/4n8WqF
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For the record, it wasn't my idea to install Windows Service Pack 3 just before our yearly message was due to go out. http://bit.ly/4ocxwM
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Not happy about this idea at all. No, sir. http://bit.ly/86air
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This will come as no surprise to some of you. http://bit.ly/mickey
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"weaponized urine"? Our search for a new superweapon ends here. http://bit.ly/4yAHZy
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For reference, "immoral content" includes "Roseanne", "Doogie Howser M.D." and anything with talking animals or babies. http://bit.ly/S5o1e
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@holycalamity It is not our policy to discuss our plans. We prefer to make vague threats and drop dark hints about catastrophes to come.
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@mcaldecutt Very few. Some work pro bono, but mostly it's reciprocal: we do some PR work for them, they do some for us. It all works out.
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McCain is "aiding and abetting" us? Just so long as he doesn't start asking to be put on payroll ... http://bit.ly/3tSfYz
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Now been in this cave 7 years. We've actually fixed it up quite nicely & it's really starting to feel like home. Dartboard was a nice touch.
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We're number one! We're number one! http://bit.ly/2Gh82T
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Actually, we were hoping to make our new "central front" somewhere nicer, like the Bahamas or Hawaii. http://bit.ly/4rIDhW
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Tang? "Laughing as they tried to get their lines right"? Do you see what we're being forced to work with here? http://tinyurl.com/6syad7
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Ayman's trash-talking Iran, Hezbollah, Egypt & Lebanon again. Apparently our new BFFs are the Somalis. http://bit.ly/31hs73
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