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  1. Can someone let me know when we have the entire US army over here? Can't be long now. http://bit.ly/4XJYyI about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Hadn't realized I had Rummy to thank for calling off the dogs. I should really send him a thank-you note. http://bit.ly/6s24wH 11:38 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  3. I don't often agree with the Iranians, but US attempts to turn the world into New Jersey must be fought. http://bit.ly/7hrJbb 2:28 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  4. Encouraged to see increased use of mercenaries by the US. Eventually we'll be fighting Burger King & Fedex. http://bit.ly/5ODrkp 8:04 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. MG's new threads: traffic cop + hotel concierge + bandleader + funeral director, with Eagle Scout garnish. http://bit.ly/3llqxi 8:19 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  6. M's latest experiment in speed-dating. Too bad that he looks like he just came out of the spin-rinse cycle. http://bit.ly/8ZU5R 5:03 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  7. Work for peace? Join the UN? Allah preserve us, my son has joined the flower people. http://bit.ly/158f1T 3:36 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  8. #healthcare phobia reaches a new high. Have doctors started knocking down skyscrapers or something? http://bit.ly/1bs7e6 1:45 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  9. Pleased for the Somalis of course, but I'd hoped that our Afghan friends would take gold in TI's 2009 CPI. http://bit.ly/1liubv 12:57 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  10. Beginning to think we _should_ bomb NYC during the trial. Hadn't planned to but everyone seems to expect it. http://bit.ly/6ysZR 9:43 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  11. Ironically, if KSM dodges the death penalty, he may have Mr Yoo's waterboarding memo to thank. http://bit.ly/1nFY0V 3:38 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  12. Finally getting some respect from Gordon Brown. We love you too, big guy. http://bit.ly/4gbFNE 5:54 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  13. Isn't this rather like offering the fox a no-bid contract to build the hen-house? http://bit.ly/30PZTC 8:48 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  14. The War on Facial Hair has entered a brutal new phase. http://bit.ly/1M5php 6:04 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  15. GWB reports that he "kept his values". Apparently no one else wanted them. http://bit.ly/R0OTJ 7:58 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  16. Ayman inconsolable, wants a puppy for Eid. I'm just glad not to have to pick up dog poop any more. http://bit.ly/4n7plX 7:52 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  17. Al-Shabbab has a new vid out, "Breezes from the Winds of Victory". Sounds like a euphemism for flatulence. http://bit.ly/1UjD1U 1:13 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  18. Called Sarko to gloat about the Forbes list. He said "C'est vrai, mon vieux, mais t'as vu http://bit.ly/carlab ?" Bastard. 10:37 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  19. Disappointed to be in 37th place, but at least I'm still more powerful than Oprah. For now. http://bit.ly/2oEYEM 9:51 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  20. Just found 9 msgs from Anwar about some soldier in my Junk file. His stuff does read a lot like a 419 scam. http://bit.ly/2WtFej 9:23 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  • Name Al-Qaeda
  • Location Waziristan, PK
  • Bio Working to expel the infidels from the lands of the Faithful, unite Muslims and create a new Islamic caliphate.
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