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alqaeda

  1. @BarackObama has it wrong. Marriage should be between 1 man & up to 6 women. I can't see #northcarolina voting for that, though.
  2. "Quite a nice person" klouchebag.com/#alqaeda
  3. Today seems like an appropriate day to finally retire the @alqaeda parody account. Thanks for following. Bye.
  4. Holy crap, I totally spaced & forgot all about the 9/11 anniversary. Now I've got just 2 days to come up with something. Damn!
  5. So, what's in Muammar's 'Chamber of Secrets'? ... Seriously? A whole album? Damn ... goo.gl/s52rs
  6. We will battle the enemies of God wherever we find them. Also, gold farmers, gankers & ninja looters. goo.gl/gCHzW #wow
  7. Now I know Muammar's finished. Even his hat has defected to the rebels. goo.gl/kn0Gj #Gaddafihat
  8. Memo to staff: claim credit for #earthquake, put out video if poss. Usual stuff: wrath of God, punishment for sinful ways, etc.
  9. Gadhafi's compound taken. Expect revelations about ex-dictator's hideous taste in furniture/art/pornography over next 24-48 hrs.
  10. They seek him here/They seek him there/Those rebels seek him everywhere/Is he in Hell or Tripoli?/That damned elusive Muammar G.
  11. I hope they don't kill Gadhafi. The last thing I want is to have him up here going "I'm still in charge! I'm still in charge!"
  12. It seems we grossly underestimated the number of our own supporters. New estimated figure: 4 billion. goo.gl/hHElG #porn
  13. The Gadhafi family's wacky game of "Whose side are we on anyway?" enters a bewildering new phase. http://goo.gl/71snN
  14. Meanwhile, Hafez is looking down from Tyrant Heaven & saying approvingly "That's my boy!" goo.gl/tAeYW #hama #syria
  15. I'm not a Freudian, but I have always wondered if my brother Bakr is compensating for something. http://goo.gl/8ijw9
  16. US identifies major supporter of Islamic extremism, reprisals seen as "unlikely". http://goo.gl/J8j2K http://goo.gl/YHWZq
  17. There must be _someone_ in New York who likes a challenge. http://goo.gl/1sdJC
  18. As tanks shell Hama, the UN reaches for the most devastating weapon it possesses: a strongly-worded letter. http://goo.gl/noI45
  19. I'd ask Gadhafi how killing #younis helps our plan to overthrow him but his answer might make my brain hurt. http://goo.gl/FNhMN
  20. Q. What do you call a band of fanatics who will stop at nothing to destroy the US? A. Congress. http://goo.gl/UIEY6 #debtceiling