alqaeda
- The Beast hungers for RAW MEAT!!! 5:36 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- Dowsing for bombs? Nice. Let us know how that works for you. 7:38 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- More bad news from Kashmir. If it isn't angry women, it's hungry bears. Will of Allah unclear in all this. 7:58 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
- HK promising to eliminate corruption in Afghanistan. I wonder who he'll need to bribe to achieve that? 8:23 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
- Massive fraud, win by default for the guy with more money: US-style democracy has reached Afghanistan! 4:34 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
- I _thought_ he looked familiar. I just hope our stash holds out until we can find a new dealer. 7:16 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
- The way things are going every Afghan will soon have his own personal American soldier. 1:40 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
- Whoa, that was a big one. Ayman still worrying about tsunamis & refusing to come down from the minaret. 2:02 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
- There is but God and Muhammad is the Messenger of God. There. Happy now? (The Shahada they come, the Shahada they fall)9:55 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
- HK, "pale but composed", finally accepts runoff. US must have threatened to publish the goat pictures. 8:06 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
- Afghans will never have confidence in a government that can't even steal an election properly. 8:16 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
- Brief panic here when our goatskin drifted off. Finally found Aymar hiding in another cave. 3:50 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
- Omar just called from his villa in Rimini to say rumors that the Italians paid off his guys are untrue. 2:34 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
- I like the sound of the "villain of peace" award, but I'm upset that Azam offered it to Obama before me. 10:32 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie
- "It's good to think big", I told the Maghrebis. "Just don't blow up the planet". "Trust us" they said. Oops. 11:37 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
- The Nobel Committee need to proof their press-releases. That was obviously meant to be an 's', not a 'b'.10:43 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
- Excited about McChrystal's job creation scheme. Would retrain as a massage therapist if offered the chance. 8:54 AM Oct 1st from Tweetie
- We missed bin Nayef. But something tells me you're not going to enjoy the TSA screening next time you fly. 9:17 AM Sep 30th from Tweetie
- Tragic. Lashkar need to remind their people why you don't bring a rifle on a date. Flowers are much safer. 1:21 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
- When Maulvi started selling potatoes in PK, I never thought he'd get back in the game, but he did. Respect. 3:27 PM Sep 28th from Tweetie
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- Name Al-Qaeda
- Location Waziristan, PK
- Bio Working to expel the infidels from the lands of the Faithful, unite Muslims and create a new Islamic caliphate.
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