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  1. @BarackObama has it wrong. Marriage should be between 1 man & up to 6 women. I can't see #northcarolina voting for that, though. 1:31 PM May 9th via Twitter for Mac
  2. "Quite a nice person" klouchebag.com/#alqaeda 1:22 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Mac
  3. Today seems like an appropriate day to finally retire the @alqaeda parody account. Thanks for following. Bye. 9:25 AM Sep 11th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  4. Holy crap, I totally spaced & forgot all about the 9/11 anniversary. Now I've got just 2 days to come up with something. Damn! 6:40 AM Sep 9th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  5. So, what's in Muammar's 'Chamber of Secrets'? ... Seriously? A whole album? Damn ... goo.gl/s52rs 10:26 AM Aug 25th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  6. We will battle the enemies of God wherever we find them. Also, gold farmers, gankers & ninja looters. goo.gl/gCHzW #wow 9:39 AM Aug 24th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  7. Now I know Muammar's finished. Even his hat has defected to the rebels. goo.gl/kn0Gj #Gaddafihat 1:10 PM Aug 23rd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  8. Memo to staff: claim credit for #earthquake, put out video if poss. Usual stuff: wrath of God, punishment for sinful ways, etc. 11:23 AM Aug 23rd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  9. Gadhafi's compound taken. Expect revelations about ex-dictator's hideous taste in furniture/art/pornography over next 24-48 hrs. 9:33 AM Aug 23rd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  10. They seek him here/They seek him there/Those rebels seek him everywhere/Is he in Hell or Tripoli?/That damned elusive Muammar G. 5:39 AM Aug 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  11. I hope they don't kill Gadhafi. The last thing I want is to have him up here going "I'm still in charge! I'm still in charge!" 3:48 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  12. It seems we grossly underestimated the number of our own supporters. New estimated figure: 4 billion. goo.gl/hHElG #porn 5:37 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  13. The Gadhafi family's wacky game of "Whose side are we on anyway?" enters a bewildering new phase. http://goo.gl/71snN 11:39 AM Aug 5th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  14. Meanwhile, Hafez is looking down from Tyrant Heaven & saying approvingly "That's my boy!" goo.gl/tAeYW #hama #syria 4:16 AM Aug 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  15. I'm not a Freudian, but I have always wondered if my brother Bakr is compensating for something. http://goo.gl/8ijw9 9:29 AM Aug 3rd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  16. US identifies major supporter of Islamic extremism, reprisals seen as "unlikely". http://goo.gl/J8j2K http://goo.gl/YHWZq 4:10 PM Aug 2nd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  17. There must be _someone_ in New York who likes a challenge. http://goo.gl/1sdJC 1:27 PM Aug 2nd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  18. As tanks shell Hama, the UN reaches for the most devastating weapon it possesses: a strongly-worded letter. http://goo.gl/noI45 8:21 AM Aug 2nd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  19. I'd ask Gadhafi how killing #younis helps our plan to overthrow him but his answer might make my brain hurt. http://goo.gl/FNhMN 2:47 PM Jul 29th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  20. Q. What do you call a band of fanatics who will stop at nothing to destroy the US? A. Congress. http://goo.gl/UIEY6 #debtceiling 12:42 PM Jul 29th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  • Name Al-Qaeda
  • Location All at sea
  • Web http://alqaeda.tu...
  • Bio Working to expel the infidels from the lands of the Faithful, unite Muslims and create a new Islamic caliphate.
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