alqaeda
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Can someone let me know when we have the entire US army over here? Can't be long now.
about 5 hours ago
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Hadn't realized I had Rummy to thank for calling off the dogs. I should really send him a thank-you note.
11:38 AM Nov 30th
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I don't often agree with the Iranians, but US attempts to turn the world into New Jersey must be fought.
2:28 PM Nov 24th
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Encouraged to see increased use of mercenaries by the US. Eventually we'll be fighting Burger King & Fedex.
8:04 AM Nov 24th
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MG's new threads: traffic cop + hotel concierge + bandleader + funeral director, with Eagle Scout garnish.
8:19 AM Nov 20th
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M's latest experiment in speed-dating. Too bad that he looks like he just came out of the spin-rinse cycle.
5:03 AM Nov 20th
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Work for peace? Join the UN? Allah preserve us, my son has joined the flower people.
3:36 PM Nov 19th
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phobia reaches a new high. Have doctors started knocking down skyscrapers or something?
1:45 PM Nov 19th
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Pleased for the Somalis of course, but I'd hoped that our Afghan friends would take gold in TI's 2009 CPI.
12:57 PM Nov 18th
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Beginning to think we _should_ bomb NYC during the trial. Hadn't planned to but everyone seems to expect it.
9:43 AM Nov 18th
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Ironically, if KSM dodges the death penalty, he may have Mr Yoo's waterboarding memo to thank.
3:38 PM Nov 16th
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Finally getting some respect from Gordon Brown. We love you too, big guy.
5:54 AM Nov 16th
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Isn't this rather like offering the fox a no-bid contract to build the hen-house?
8:48 AM Nov 15th
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The War on Facial Hair has entered a brutal new phase.
6:04 PM Nov 14th
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GWB reports that he "kept his values". Apparently no one else wanted them.
7:58 AM Nov 13th
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Ayman inconsolable, wants a puppy for Eid. I'm just glad not to have to pick up dog poop any more.
7:52 AM Nov 13th
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Al-Shabbab has a new vid out, "Breezes from the Winds of Victory". Sounds like a euphemism for flatulence.
1:13 PM Nov 12th
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Called Sarko to gloat about the Forbes list. He said "C'est vrai, mon vieux, mais t'as vu ?" Bastard.
10:37 AM Nov 12th
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Disappointed to be in 37th place, but at least I'm still more powerful than Oprah. For now.
9:51 AM Nov 12th
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Just found 9 msgs from Anwar about some soldier in my Junk file. His stuff does read a lot like a 419 scam.
9:23 AM Nov 11th
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- Name Al-Qaeda
- Location Waziristan, PK
- Bio Working to expel the infidels from the lands of the Faithful, unite Muslims and create a new Islamic caliphate.
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