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  1. "Im gonna sell off my man boobs and pay my parents back for college" 12:01 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  2. Oh god I feel so good im gonna break somebody's heart tonight. I feel so good im gonna tear someone apart tonight. 11:13 AM Nov 17th from mobile web
  3. Move over or around me, you can't fit into my life. 11:22 AM Nov 10th from mobile web
  4. Truth out of season bears no fruit. 8:57 PM Oct 19th from web
  5. RT @warrenellis New parental weapon: "Behave yourself or I REALLY WILL shove you in the fucking balloon." 10:42 AM Oct 16th from mobile web
  6. I can't wake up to save my life. 10:44 AM Oct 2nd from mobile web
  7. "Listen here venus! I don't want your balls down my throat." 6:11 PM Sep 30th from mobile web
  8. I am going to find this neighbor with the fucking barking dog, AND SHOVE HIS DOG DOWN HIS THROAT. I might even defecate on it... FUCK 9:10 PM Sep 29th from web
  9. FUCK. 11:21 AM Sep 29th from mobile web
  10. Do the Ricky bobby... 3:36 PM Sep 27th from web
  11. If the DA knew how adorable quistis was I wouldn't be stuck in court right now... 1:18 PM Sep 21st from mobile web
  12. Older men who have sex with school girls have a lot to give... http://tinyurl.com/nm369x 3:42 PM Sep 20th from web
  13. Marvel, what the fuck are you thinking? I just hope they don't do some kingdom hearts style comic... actually that would be cool. 11:28 AM Aug 31st from web
  14. I must have missed the 'lets all be fuck bags memo' for today' 11:06 AM Aug 26th from mobile web
  15. Scratch that first tweet, todays forecast calls long hours with a chance of spending too much time in my own head. 11:12 AM Aug 5th from mobile web
  16. free latte? I gotta say today is a good day. 4:56 AM Aug 5th from mobile web
  17. Dear world: Today is stay the fuck out of Josers way day. Im the juggernaut bitch, and ill make you pay. 9:48 AM Jul 29th from mobile web
  18. I AM BLINDED BY RAGE 4:08 PM Jul 24th from web
  19. Dearest cosmic space walrus. Why would you give me a tummy ache? I don't think I like you right now... Love Jose 11:27 AM Jul 23rd from mobile web
  20. Arbeit nervt! 10:07 AM Jun 30th from mobile web
  • Name Dr. Crunkstable
  • Location Denver, Colorado
  • Bio Break me off a chunk of that Badunkadunk.
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