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  1. @mikecane So where'd you find it to put it there? Or did some kind commenter link it for you? lol about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mikecane
  2. @MoriahJovan I would have figured it was just a morbid Russian folk tale... but the Japanese commercial wtfuckery lost me. lol about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MoriahJovan
  3. RT @mikecane: A Forest in Winter http://bit.ly/7lNN6 <— Not your grandmother's fairy-tale. Unless grandma took acid. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @mikecane How the fuck do you find these things?! lol about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mikecane
  5. @MoriahJovan It hurt! *sniffle* Linoleum.... AUGH! about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MoriahJovan
  6. RT @MoriahJovan: #Stay officially on sale Black Friday. Unofficially, get your copy now in paper or electrons! http://is.gd/51f7G about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. RT @mikecane: “Because life is short and you are hot.” <-- damn, must remember that line! <— Ditto! lol about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @aheram If they start manufacturing computers & take over a majority of the market, I'd say yes. ;-) about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to aheram
  9. @MoriahJovan booooooooooooooooo That is all. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MoriahJovan
  10. @aheram How long 'till I can have a watch display implanted in my wrist, I wonder... about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to aheram
  11. @hradford5 hehehe... wish I could take full credit fro that one! Sometimes all I can do is parrot the insensitivity of others. ;-) about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to hradford5
  12. RT @shayera: Aw! look at quitter, I mean @SarahPalinUSA think she's relevant! Quitters aren't relevant Sarah! <— BWAHA about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @eykiw Shouldn't be too hard to throw 'em off the trail, really. hehehe 4:58 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to eykiw
  14. @mikecane hahaha 4:55 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to mikecane
  15. @rjkeller Just trying to help out a fellow perv. hehehe 4:32 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to rjkeller
  16. @eykiw No big fucking surprise, is it? hehe 4:32 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to eykiw
  17. @rjkeller Make a list annotated with shirtless photos. You'll feel better in no time! lol 4:25 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to rjkeller
  18. @mikecane Yeah, maybe... We'll see. 4:22 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to mikecane
  19. @rjkeller I've been getting that feeling more often lately. I console myself knowing there's more guys my age or older that I crush on. ;-) 4:21 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to rjkeller
  20. @artistikem I have a friend here who likes her men built like oxen... she says "somebody's gotta love the big boys!" lol 4:20 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to artistikem