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  1. RT @MoriahJovan: If he doesn't have one, then maybe it wouldn't be his first thought... @mikecane <– HA! #IWasRight6:25 PM Nov 6th from Nambu
  2. @mikecane You can only think of two things that start with "co"? @moriahjovan #IWeepForAmericanLiteracy6:02 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to mikecane
  3. @MoriahJovan I wouldn't put up with that kind of shit from @mikecane #NamNotNeither #NorMe5:57 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  4. @MoriahJovan ROFL! There you are!5:41 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  5. @mikecane Eh, your avatar really isn't my type. I like to see a person's eyes. As for @moriahjovan, I can't say...5:40 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to mikecane
  6. @lomifeh I think most cupcakes are utter crap. ;-) Except the ones from http://bangerangbakeshop/ which would make me fat if I let them.5:35 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to lomifeh
  7. @mikecane That was sorta the point, yeah. hehehe5:35 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to mikecane
  8. @mikecane Dunno, there were "hardcore" Xtian teen groups when I was in school... the wackos could be totally sincere in their lunacy.5:19 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to mikecane
  9. @lomifeh Big-ass swords ... and CUPCAKES! http://is.gd/4PeUK Halleluja!!!5:14 PM Nov 6th from Nambu in reply to lomifeh
  10. Holy Xtian-Batshit-Loony-Christ... http://liveoffensively.com/ @Strwbrry_Blonde @mikecane @shortsandpants @lomifeh @snipeyhead5:03 PM Nov 6th from Nambu
  11. RT @SHORTSandPANTS: New blog post: Friday Easy Fun Post http://bit.ly/4o5Tw <– BWAHA!4:45 PM Nov 6th from Nambu
  12. @MoriahJovan Hmmm... can I call dibs on #2, even though I want to wait a few days to see if #1 turns up? lol #greedybitch4:57 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  13. @MoriahJovan Awwww. A matched set of #1 proofs would kick ass. I might hold out in case you find it. ;-)4:08 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  14. @MoriahJovan LOL ... one all marked to hell, with a broken spine? #dibs #TheProviso4:04 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  15. @MoriahJovan When I retire with it, I'll invite you on the caribbean cruise too. ;-)3:53 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  16. @MoriahJovan Let me *actually* check my bank account when I get home, and I'll DM you tomorrow. ;-)3:41 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  17. @MoriahJovan Hmmm... well, I'll be reading the final version on my phone anyhow, so I won't be stressing the broken spine much. ;-)3:40 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  18. @MoriahJovan *checks bank account* Hmm. Define "heavily"? lol3:35 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  19. @MoriahJovan Perfect. After you get ridonkulously famous, I'll ebay the whole set of flawed first printings & proofs to pay for retirement.3:33 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to MoriahJovan
  20. @mikecane "Major suffering severe PTSD" seems more likely. That rumor sounds a bit like, "ZOMG, weird last name, must be a TERREREEST!!!"3:31 PM Nov 5th from Nambu in reply to mikecane