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omg my ankles are on fire. i hope they peel, then we can feast on delicious kelly jerkyabout 7 hours ago from TwitterFox
OH JESUS FUCK http://bit.ly/AdvY3 i am sorry i ate one of you guyse9:02 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
uhhh best thing http://bit.ly/62EyN7:19 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
GENTLEMEN http://bit.ly/62EyN7:12 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
Happy 4th, bitches http://twitpic.com/9cibk7:07 PM Jul 4th from web
Listen, my birthday is in a month and I think someone ought to get me this http://bit.ly/KQO2F7:03 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
So glad I only had to walk a few yards to get back inside. Some people were here from other states!6:56 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
I hear cheering. Where are the explosions?6:24 PM Jul 4th from txt
http://twitpic.com/9c8zl - Blvd east crowds6:15 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic
oh shit this is the best easter ever http://bit.ly/kG9994:48 PM Jul 4th from web
@holdfast1979 I snagged a spot yesterday and haven't left my house since :(4:34 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox in reply to holdfast1979
omg ewoks4:23 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
stop looking at me like that http://bit.ly/10vKPT2:56 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
@holdfast1979 mine are all hardwood except for a throw rug, it's pretty sweet at getting all the dust and shits2:20 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox in reply to holdfast1979
this roomba is officially the best thing i've ever bought. my place looks so good without dustbunnies allwheress.2:14 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox
@crisatunity dude, i am doing the same thing. we're twinsies12:04 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFox in reply to crisatunity
What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of Palin's vagina are retarded.10:51 PM Jul 3rd from web
nom http://bit.ly/LlNiY9:33 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFox
@holdfast1979 then i wanna9:09 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFox in reply to holdfast1979
@holdfast1979 is it gonna hump on me? cause i don't wanna8:47 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFox in reply to holdfast1979

Name aloria
Location NYC for all intents & purposes
Web http://cesspool.g...
Bio I hack things and feel sorry for myself

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