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  1. I don't care what anyone else says; subway rats are kind of cute.
  2. I taught the bartender how to make a chocolate martini. Wtf
  3. @mahrune YOU SON OF A BITCH
  4. @syktek levittown? For realz? You are all in my old hood homie.
  5. @drcello YOU KNOW IT IS
  6. @drcello EAT A BASKET OF DICK ROB
  7. @mahrune you son of a bitch share
  8. @Lauren_Joy a licky boom boom down
  9. FUCK THE iPHONE DROID 4 LYFE OG HIGH ROLLIN WHUT WHUT EAST SIDE PLAYA PLAYA FO REAL GURL
  10. Omgomg I'm a white canadian rapper ya
  11. posted a video http://pi.pe/0r4cj0
  12. ahahahaha bitches
  13. Nothing makes sense. I'm going to write a novel over Thanksgiving weekend.
  14. I'm at Lemongrass (84 William Street, NYC). http://bit.ly/lFbpd
  15. I eat an entire stick of butter on Thanksgiving. How many calories is that? RT @MisterDiskord: the avg person eats 4500 cal on Thanksgiving
  16. Uhh whose dried blood is this and how did it get on my phone?
  17. @crisatunity bungee jumping sucks, anyway. skydiving is where it is at.
  18. I want Oliver Peoples sunglasses because that's what Patrick Bateman wears.
  19. Sunglasses: Karl Langerfeld or Gucci?
  20. There is beer/a brewery from Brooklyn called Kelso, which is @JoshuaFalken's nickname for me. Everyone should drink it. http://is.gd/52E5Q