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  1. chipper people are chipping away at my surliness. Need a summer break.
  2. hey flies! fly to PETA's headquarters. You'll live forever --or at least a full afternoon.
  3. new news, same headline: Hillary Clinton falls on way to White House. A case should be made for less heels, more Viactiv on Capitol Hill.
  4. only here for the news from Iran, and Kathy Griffin.
  5. should have left her twitter password lost.
  6. finding out the difference between Facebook and Twitter.