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alokdubey

funnyoneliners Twitter is worth $4 billion. That's just in lost productivity. RT @MrWordsWorth 1:39 PM Jun 28th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by alokdubey and 229 others
4m d ashes a fire shl be woken, A light 4m d shadows shl spring. Renewed shl be d blade dt was broken, The crown-less again shall be d King 8:14 PM Jul 11th, 2011 via web
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost... 8:10 PM Jul 11th, 2011 via web
fakingnews I appreciate and respect the fact that Anna Hazare is the new Gandhi, but I wonder and worry who is the new Nehru. 6:45 AM Apr 7th, 2011 via web Retweeted by alokdubey and 71 others
http://twitpic.com/4hohna 11:52 AM Apr 6th, 2011 via Twitpic
funnyhumour SuperGlue and NonStick Pan....One of you is lying... 12:06 AM Feb 22nd, 2011 via UberSocial Retweeted by alokdubey and 274 others
funnyhumour My mum always told me never to put all my eggs in one basket.Which made it very difficult for me to steal from grocery shops 1:04 AM Feb 22nd, 2011 via UberSocial Retweeted by alokdubey and 69 others
OMGFacts The word "Unfriend" has been ADDED to the DICTIONARY.. 2:00 AM Feb 22nd, 2011 via tPlus.me Retweeted by alokdubey and 1074 others
UrlyBits Epic Facebook Pwnage! - http://bit.ly/f9hv0z 8:00 AM Feb 22nd, 2011 via UrlyBits Retweeted by alokdubey and 1 other
Eid Mubarak 6:43 AM Sep 10th, 2010 via web
funnyoneliners I bought a thong once... Put it on and I haven't seen it since. 7:08 AM Sep 8th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by alokdubey and 119 others
funnyoneliners Opportunity knocked, but by the time I took off the chain, pushed back the bolt, unhooked two locks and shut off the alarm, it was too late. 1:29 PM Sep 8th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by alokdubey and 235 others
funnyoneliners Losing weight doesn't seem to be working, so I'm concentrating on getting taller. 6:21 PM Sep 8th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by alokdubey and 361 others
funnyoneliners It's not what you do... It's what you get away with. 5:04 AM Sep 9th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by alokdubey and 240 others
funnyoneliners From the start, we bonded on a fundamental level. I was fun and he was mental. RT @debihope 5:42 AM Sep 9th, 2010 via TweetDeck Retweeted by alokdubey and 142 others
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Why I gave up saying "happy birthday" on Facebook.: wp.me/peXNu-7Q 11:26 PM Sep 9th, 2010 via Tweet Button
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde 11:49 AM Sep 8th, 2010 via web
funnyoneliners Bungee Jumping... Suicide with strings attached. 1:22 PM Sep 6th, 2010 via Birdhouse Retweeted by alokdubey and 235 others
Finally, A Little Honesty From Bush dailyshite.com/2010/09/finall… via @dailyshite 1:39 AM Sep 7th, 2010 via Tweet Button