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  1. RT @zsk @adambowie Coolest door EVAH! http://twitpic.com/p3bbd
  2. @trialia Mock The Week slash fiction ?! Next thing you'll be telling me there's Dragon's Den or X-Factor slash fiction...
  3. has discovered a community of Mock The Week slash fiction writers. IS NOTHING SACRED ?!
  4. thinks anyone who loves the North and comedy - and the art/science of making comedy - should see The Comedians at the Lyric Theatre. Now.
  5. Is off to see The Comedians with Mr & Mrs @zsk. Alas we are not the ones on stage. #fb
  6. @daraobriain Oh no it isn't. Perhaps because any DNS number changes haven't spread thru the system?
  7. @daraobriain According to Ticketmaster, you're a rock/pop performer...
  8. is trying to renew his parents' subscription to Chinese TV. Unfortunately, the English option doesn't actually connect me to anyone. :(
  9. thanks Facebook for reminding him that I haven't spoken to @wossy in a while...
  10. @Suitov Pah. Pirates can only dream of ninjas. And the ninja code would stop any ninjas doing despicable evil things. #Ninjas #Pirates
  11. @skarlett So where's yours? ;) #threewordsaftersex
  12. @Suitov All ninjas are great, wise and fleet of foot. They cannot be despicable. A despicable ninja is not a ninja. #sankmarray #nanowrimo
  13. Really ought to grow up and away from childish things. But I do love Doctor Who. Even Planet of the Dead. #fb
  14. Has dared going to the shops for the first time in three weeks. Its bedlam - and that's just in shepherds bush. Shouldn't have left the bed!
  15. wishes Andrew Marr would stop trying to impersonate every historical figure in British history. #bbc2 #makingofmodernbritain
  16. Wonders what the point is of @marksandspencer's made to measure shirt service when they won't measure you in stores
  17. says anyone who likes stomping electro music should check out Robbie Williams - Difficult For Weirdos. Spotify link: http://twurl.nl/ljqasp
  18. has only just realised that the eyes of the Sesame Street people don't move. Who said eyes were the windows to the soul were LYING!
  19. @Gabi_TMLewin Oooh, can I get a Twitter discount? ;)
  20. @emmaboulton Ah give me the contract to write 160 characters about you instead. :) What do you want to say?