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  1. Loving this month's rejections. Gives me the courage to revise.
  2. Joe the Plumber: The Butt Crack of the Teaparty Movement. #p2 #tcot
  3. Mom says Palin has really nice man boobs. #teamsarah #tcot #ocra #teaparty #iamthemob #p2 yes 2 #hcr @SarahPalinUSA
  4. @kerrypwood would also say Fox cadets were forced bow to cows before bedning over at 8pm? #tcot #diapers #p2
  5. RT @LaMiaVerita: Is 'The Family' Behind Anti-Gay Bill That Includes Execution? http://bit.ly/7XEojy #p2 #tcot #gay
  6. Palin and the Future of Crystal Meth http://bit.ly/6Rid8n #teamsarah #tcot #ocra #teaparty #iamthemob #palin @SarahPalinUSA
  7. @LinuxGal you must hire lots of prostitutes?
  8. Limp @ELB55: #red #tcot #sot “If you can accept chewing, you can't swallow.” Vince Lombarding
  9. RE: @andilinks: The obvious Fascism of teaparty monsters is clear & simple. For that reason it is fragile as a sand castle. #tcot #p2 #ocra
  10. RT @x3na:just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a teabagger scream? Palin signing your book doesn't give it dog swatting magic powers #tcot
  11. @ELB55: Preverbs 10:9 The man of integrity walks sexily, but he who takes chicken parts will be found out. #tcot #sot #red #p2 #hcr
  12. RT @wvmtngrl07: RT @SandiBehrns: #DearSanta, I want #BenNelson 's big fat head to explode. (Pretty plz?) #p2
  13. RT @pankmagazine: We are giving some excellent stuff away and flogging our goods: http://bit.ly/5WdXhC
  14. Mom and I are remembering Joey in honor of world aids day.
  15. Dear Teaparty, Margaret Thatcher, Sinead O'Connor & Black Boys on Mopeds. Be careful not to dig your own grave. http://bit.ly/8MGgrK #p2
  16. RT @IdentityTheory: I don't have any important memories. I have a bunch of stupid memories. http://ow.ly/HytT
  17. RT @GOPROUD: RT @TheAdvocateMag: The Washington, #DC, council has voted 11 to 2 to legalize same-sex marriage http://tinyurl.com/ycgm37v
  18. @robertcparker the only thing that gets angry around here is our goat when the holidays come round.
  19. That's the spirit Dear @robertcparker. Thanks for the Big kiss honey. #tcot #p2
  20. RT @QueerjohnPA: "Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters: Ebony magazine puts out lesbian on the cover" http://j.mp/6lHbtv