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almostahermit

  1. Arrived in PhoenOMFG ITS SO FUCKING HOT MY SOUL IS MELTING! about 13 hours ago via Mobile Web
  2. @annewheaton and myself of course about 15 hours ago via Mobile Web
  3. @annewheaton you are missing a star studded flight- Jamie Bamber Salli Whitfield & Debra Farentino about 15 hours ago via Mobile Web
  4. @annewheaton Protip: don't try to #VANDALEYES the TSA. But the guy driving the fuel truck found it hilarious. about 15 hours ago via Mobile Web in reply to AnneWheaton
  5. Remenber the days when dressing for your flight meant wearing your Sunday best? #cleantanktopandcrocs about 15 hours ago via Mobile Web
  6. @AnneWheaton tried to #VANDALEYES the TSA screener. He was not amused. Plus side- I got a full body 'massage' about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web
  7. @AnneWheaton just caught up on your tweets. Pilot says he can't wait til tomorrow. about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web
  8. @AnneWheaton no worries. we got your back. We'll tell the pilot you're running late and hold the plane. about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web
  9. @AnneWheaton Why you no at Burbank airport to fly to Phoenix with us? about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web
  10. Bets on who DC is going to force out of the closet? I'm banking on Zan of the Wonder Twins. about 21 hours ago via web
  11. I miss @HOBODARKSEID #4thworldproblems about 21 hours ago via web
  12. @thatguytravis Thank you for that. Now I have Van Halen's "Right Now" stuck in my head. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to thatguytravis
  13. @hijinksensue You had me at Kim Jong Il. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to hijinksensue
  14. @hijinksensue TOO SOON! #someonehadtosayit about 22 hours ago via web in reply to hijinksensue
  15. Working through lunch so I can leave early for our flight to Phoenix. Lost my legit screwing around on the interwebs time :( about 22 hours ago via web
  16. @MeaganSue Wait'll you see what I'm wearing to Geek Prom. FAB-U-LOUS! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to MeaganSue
  17. @AnneWheaton If you don't say hello how will he know he's the one you're looking for? about 23 hours ago via web in reply to AnneWheaton
  18. @GeneralsJoes *hawknanadance* about 23 hours ago via web in reply to GeneralsJoes
  19. @GeneralsJoes Did the funds I sent come though okay? Paypal kinda screwed up a bit on my end. about 24 hours ago via web in reply to GeneralsJoes
  • Name Chris Polansky
  • Location Like totally in the Valley
  • Bio Life's too short to take seriously.
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