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almightygod

  1. UK priest quits to do something more useful: Elvis impersonator. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/v… about 5 hours ago via web
  2. @Maria_Leticia05 No, don't go to a protestant church, either. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Maria_Leticia05
  3. @Franktron3030 You first. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to Franktron3030
  4. Behold the word of the (Lego) LORD, Brick Jesus teaches about prayer: thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_… about 17 hours ago via web
  5. @Maria_Leticia05 I forbid you from going to a Catholic Church. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Maria_Leticia05
  6. There is no me. 6:00 PM May 23rd via web
  7. Norwegians are amending their constitution to get rid of the national religion, separating church and state. secularism.org.uk/news/2012/05/n… 7:27 AM May 23rd via web
  8. @pixie_post I'm the real god. The others are just humans posing as me. 5:24 AM May 23rd via web in reply to pixie_post
  9. Wrong. I'd turn his beard into anthrax. RT @ESSDonli: @almightygod Chuck Norris would mess you up! 7:30 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @Livtra What's your question, my child? 7:27 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Does anyone obey this verse? "If anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back." Luke 6:30 9:22 AM May 21st via web
  12. Joseph Smith thought that America's founding documents were inspired by me. Mitt Romney agrees. 9:41 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. When Joseph Smith ran for president in 1844, part of his platform was freeing the slaves. 9:35 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @Mister_Robotics I'll give you one last chance. Repent or burn. 9:27 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mister_Robotics
  15. I took a bite out of the sun. Now my tongue is burning. 6:26 PM May 20th via web
  16. Thanks to everyone who came to church today to tell me how awesome I am. I really needed an ego boost. 7:32 AM May 20th via web
  17. @FernandoMejia54 Yes. What kind of deity would remain silent? 6:31 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FernandoMejia54
  18. It's nice to know that there are still some people alive who have faith as strong as Abraham's: allbleedingstops.blogspot.com/2012/05/isaac-… 1:06 PM May 19th via web
  19. @shonan_naminori @jesus_m_christ #mysteriousWays 8:36 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shonan_naminori
  20. @gleban0080 Here's your sign. 3:49 PM May 18th via web in reply to gleban0080