almightygod
- @RockinMomma My message: witches aren't real and condoms don't cause AIDS. Thanks.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to RockinMomma
- If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there' and it will move.about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @kal_el28 A lot of the stuff I say is straight from the Bible. Those seem to be the things that bother Christians the most.about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kal_el28
- @RockinMomma Would you give them a message from me?about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to RockinMomma
- @meghuber Ok, sorry. You can kick Ratzi in the nards, too if you want.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to meghuber
- Congratulations to my 4000th follower, @DavidOMahony. Your prize: you have my permission to kick the pope in the crotch.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @RandyInman That was my way of blessing you. @SatanTheDevil begged me to let McCain win and then die, but Palin would have been terrible.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to RandyInman
- @obamaworld That was my way of blessing you. @SatanTheDevil begged me to let McCain win and then die, but Palin would have been terrible.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to obamaworld
- @kal_el28 Ever read the bible? I ask for it in there, too.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kal_el28
- Men, I'll like you better if you cut off the tip of your penis.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @CamilaHueck Salud.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to CamilaHueck
- @RabbiDMK If it didn't require faith it would just be a fact.9:18 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to RabbiDMK
- @killthetrolls Sure thing. I placed it in the dealership nearest you. Just tell them I sent you and they'll give you the keys.9:17 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to killthetrolls
- @killthetrolls I don't want people to KNOW I exist. I want them to believe.8:15 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to killthetrolls
- I need some Americans to go to Africa and teach those people how to do religion right. Any volunteers?8:12 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- @marcaprice Maybe you drank too much.7:27 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to marcaprice
- @KentAllard They should tell them the evidence and convince them that I'm real.7:26 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to KentAllard
- @itwittles Interesting story, thanks.8:46 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck in reply to itwittles
- @kal_el28 It will be any day now.7:15 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck in reply to kal_el28
- It's about time someone started enforcing my laws: http://bit.ly/brBTA6:03 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck
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- Name almightygod
- Location Heaven
- Web http://almightygo...
- Bio I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers.
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