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  1. @NicoleByler HippoRemote can make anyone feel godlike.
  2. @hundiejo Yes, for composing.
  3. @AlcoholicMan Your iPhone is right where you left it.
  4. I installed the new version of @tweetdeck for iPhone and I saw that it was good.
  5. @lbordle You have chosen wisely.
  6. @lbordle I'm real. The others are impostors.
  7. @AlcoholicMan Ask and you shall receive.
  8. Bigots protest first daughters' school: http://digg.com/d319Wss #godHatesFredPhelps
  9. @CanuckJacq Then you'll be happy to know that I'm imaginary.
  10. @CanuckJacq I punish people even when they haven't done anything to deserve it. #originalSin
  11. Check out some of my intelligent designs: http://is.gd/4RIQ2
  12. @tzeppelin You don't have to go back to work today.
  13. @amarie Follow me.
  14. @screwdisk No, when have you ever known me to take responsibility for bad stuff?
  15. @oddstruck I don't think consent of the woman really matters to the pope.
  16. Question for the pope: If a cloned human embryo is implanted in a woman and begins to develop, should it be aborted?
  17. @umbrellashoppe Uh, no.
  18. @umbrellashoppe Not unless your DVR is saved.
  19. @zebrakb Sure. In fact, let's just postpone it indefinitely.
  20. The rapture is probably happening Wednesday, so you'll want to plan your week around that. http://is.gd/4QuZT