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  1. @RockinMomma My message: witches aren't real and condoms don't cause AIDS. Thanks.
  2. If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there' and it will move.
  3. @kal_el28 A lot of the stuff I say is straight from the Bible. Those seem to be the things that bother Christians the most.
  4. @RockinMomma Would you give them a message from me?
  5. @meghuber Ok, sorry. You can kick Ratzi in the nards, too if you want.
  6. Congratulations to my 4000th follower, @DavidOMahony. Your prize: you have my permission to kick the pope in the crotch.
  7. @RandyInman That was my way of blessing you. @SatanTheDevil begged me to let McCain win and then die, but Palin would have been terrible.
  8. @obamaworld That was my way of blessing you. @SatanTheDevil begged me to let McCain win and then die, but Palin would have been terrible.
  9. @kal_el28 Ever read the bible? I ask for it in there, too.
  10. Men, I'll like you better if you cut off the tip of your penis.
  11. @CamilaHueck Salud.
  12. @RabbiDMK If it didn't require faith it would just be a fact.
  13. @killthetrolls Sure thing. I placed it in the dealership nearest you. Just tell them I sent you and they'll give you the keys.
  14. @killthetrolls I don't want people to KNOW I exist. I want them to believe.
  15. I need some Americans to go to Africa and teach those people how to do religion right. Any volunteers?
  16. @marcaprice Maybe you drank too much.
  17. @KentAllard They should tell them the evidence and convince them that I'm real.
  18. @itwittles Interesting story, thanks.
  19. @kal_el28 It will be any day now.
  20. It's about time someone started enforcing my laws: http://bit.ly/brBTA