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this afternoon: put away yogurt on the fridge door. opened the door again 30 seconds later and the yogurt fell on my foot and everywhere.12:38 PM Jun 16thfrom web
this morning: dropped half my danish in the parking lot.12:38 PM Jun 16thfrom web
hooked up my iphone to the microphone jack of my old ass stereo (aiwa CX-NA505, 1998); now listening to bessie smith radio via pandora11:24 AM Jun 11thfrom web
I beat @biscuitita at rummy, she called me a witch and spat her gum out at me. I took her spit out gum and tried to stick it in her ear.11:01 AM May 28thfrom TwitterFon
