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  1. Holy god that picture is creepy though
  2. I have quickly become a fan if the 1stdraftmovielines trend. Thanks @robcorddry
  3. Happy 14th birthday buzz 103.1
  4. Asher Roth sang "be by myself" on Jimmy Fallon last night. Called.
  5. @gotoplanb wow you got me quite a few retweets with that Macbook jet video.
  6. yes, hello. i am looking for "the magic."
  7. woah...billy mays (the oxiclean guy) just died too, and he lives in florida...i think we might have a possible pandemic on our hands.
  8. just finished spicin' up the resume page on my web site with some hot photos of myself. that oughta get the phone ringin'.
  9. just got butt-dialed from a blocked number. trying to figure out who it is based on their style of walking and/or eating - can't tell which.
  10. Just got a huge compliment on the magazine from the mayor of PBG and his wife. Score!
  11. first david carradine, then ed mcmahon, and now farah fawcett. it's been a tough week in hollywood.
  12. why does bruce wayne talk to fox in the batman voice when he has the costume on? makes no sense - just talk to him in your normal voice.
  13. 90 miles of driving, 4 hours in the Stuart office. Color me productive.
  14. BOOM BOOM POW!
  15. Never thought Will.I.Am would get off my s*** list due to that name/The Black Eyed Peas, but Wolverine/punching Perez Hilton has done it.
  16. call me egotistical, but my twitter page's color scheme pwns.
  17. Thumbs up for pelham 123. Worth the 8 bucks just to hear travolta say "lick my bunghole motherf***er"
  18. ok, so most of the laws of the taliban make sense to me (no dancing, singing, enjoyment) except one: why is it illegal to own a parakeet?
  19. Michael Bay always loses in Battleship because he just keeps repeating “C4! C4! C4!”
  20. sick yesterday, so spending the day with my dad today, a.k.a. watching the us open, eating pizza and seeing the taking of pelham 123