AllyHazell
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Read my blog about how I took on a mighty mosquito - Alastair Versus The Mosquito:
3:54 PM May 16th
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Read my latest blog: Floating My Boat (a social experiment in anonymous giving… with a twist)
7:28 PM May 2nd
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You may find my latest blog amusing: The Fun Of Online Customer Services
9:22 AM Apr 13th
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@ I think that's the most sensible way to be to avoid it taking over your life.
9:08 AM Mar 5th
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So, a Japanese man has used spider silk for violin strings. I feel inspired. So, Ive made a Kazoo out of a cat furball. Who wants to try it?
3:27 AM Mar 5th
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@ Only just received this reply (had a bit of a break from Twitter). Loved the comment :)
3:24 AM Mar 5th
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RT @: Hey @ how about a gourmet dine in for one for £20? No starter or main, just booze, chocolate pudding & tissues
8:11 AM Feb 14th
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Latest blog: Alastair Has A Hot Stone Massage… - read it and weep (not literally!)
8:05 AM Feb 14th
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@ lol. :)
8:04 AM Feb 14th
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Latest blog - the hotel breakfast. You're going to love this one…
7:54 PM Jan 19th
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Am out shopping and have just walked past a section with "bum-lifting" mens underwear... in a size XXL. Do you think they come with a crane?
9:31 AM Jan 9th
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@ Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (reaction to your pirate boots, incase you're wondering)
4:03 AM Sep 16th, 2011
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Note to self: next time you draw a comedy ice cream in your 5-year-old son's homework book, make sure it doesn't look like a willy! ;)
9:41 AM Sep 15th, 2011
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Please help me find the answer to this important question - it's totally baffling me... where do nudists keep their handkerchiefs? ;)
4:31 AM Sep 15th, 2011
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Latest blog (it's been a while, hasn't it!?)... Give Me Some Stick – Pointless Letter 2:
1:36 PM Sep 14th, 2011
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You know what, I really have no sense of direction. I get lost on a running machine!
8:06 AM Sep 14th, 2011
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Why do people always feel the need to clear their phlegmy throat when walking through a really echoey tunnel!?
8:59 AM Sep 10th, 2011
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The Air Guitar Championships? Is that the equivalent of getting a load of mime artists together and spiking their drinks with speed? ;)
10:55 AM Aug 25th, 2011
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I'm going to start a new business venture, but can't decide between colonic irrigation for cats and tattoos for goldfish... ;)
4:58 PM Aug 23rd, 2011
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@ Well, if you talk to anyone at the museum or the DLWP, they pronounce it 'Ware'. I use both (normally to annoy the other...)
7:32 AM Aug 19th, 2011
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- Name Alastair Hazell
- Location East Sussex, UK
- Web http://www.chasin...
- Bio Entrepreneur, humorous writer and inventor of the world's only pair of bullet-proof underpants... ;)
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