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allyefaithful

  1. I'm sick of Joumana Kayrouz's face. #detroit #itsplasticanditsEVERYWHERE
  2. @surlepont I have. Favorite YouTube comment: "Great. Another 5 murders to solve." (Seriously, what ridiculous people.)
  3. Watching @BobsBurgersFOX. Converting my roommates to fans. (It's an easy task.)
  4. "Man...this computer be doing crazy shit, dog." - one of my students, after getting a pop up ad.
  5. Now I want some froyo. You already know, 'do. (Shout out to @ryanlavellehickey, who totally loves Drake...and froyo.)
  6. You know you're an adult when you begin worrying about whether or not your Twitter is professional enough. #careertraining #butilovefun
  7. A save the date that's not for another wedding: 4/13 I'm playing at Simon's After Dark. More fun than a wedding; just drinks, no ceremony.
  8. Also, hello, Twitter. I am sorry for my sporadic visits and lack of dedication.
  9. One of my 16 year old students told me that he's going to write a book about women. I told him I'd love to read his manuscript. #comedygold
  10. Adagio for Strings all day err day.
  11. That last tweet wasn't spam. It's for real. I know a lot of us have student loans...myself included. So, you know, might as well try.
  12. Win a $5,000 Golden Parachute to pay off your Student Loans! Enter to get bailed out here: skillshare.com/~rcqn5pv via @skillshare
  13. PACZKI PACZKI PACZKI #mmmmmmmmmm
  14. I was really hoping that @Bonobos was going to be a team of tweeting bonobo monkeys. More disappointed than I can express. #itsnevermonkeys
  15. Also I cannot, cannot, cannot wait for this three day weekend. I'm going to clean and sleep and write the whole time. #hopefully
  16. Sometimes babies have babies, but I also hate that babies have guns. They shouldn't be creating life or death. (By babies I mean 15 yr olds)
  17. Now for my favorite pre-show tradition - obsessively drinking water as an attempt to calm nerves. #itdoesntreallydoanything #ijusthavetopee