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  1. All literary content of twitter.com/snotwart is intellectual property of A.R. Ortiz, and may not be used for publication without permission.
  2. Quote: You don't pay me enough to be your slave! -Self
  3. A lie for a lie, and a spoof for a spoof!
  4. Apologizing, it's the next best thing to not fucking up in the first place!
  5. Where is the approachable fine line between the acceptance of being an animal and the aspiration of being a man?
  6. The only thing perfect and constant is flaw.
  7. There's always something missing from everything in this world. That's why it's not called Paradise.
  8. Learning how to lie is a survival skill often discovered accidentally in the earliest stages of an individual's language development.
  9. Quote: A zero is better than nothing. -Self
  10. There's the right way, and the wrong way, then there's the Ray way... which is somewhere in the middle.
  11. Good names: Guichanpu, Snotwart, Darjillion, Gargamel.
  12. There's a song out there called "Too Much Toejam." Only one person can play it!
  13. With two right legs and two feet wrong, I never danced so crazy.
  14. My two left feet are mighty wrong, but two wrongs make a right leg!
  15. Sunshine's last name's Misery. The helicopters ate their babies!
  16. I like the chair. The chair like me! Let's go to the bathroom!
  17. Take DRUGS! THEY CURE CANCER!
  18. She goes to school. She doesn't have to work. She gets to play whenever she wants. Why is she such a miserable lump all the time?
  19. Yeah! Jesus and the farm animals! Yeah!
  20. Glory glory hella love ya!