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  1. All literary content of twitter.com/snotwart is intellectual property of A.R. Ortiz, and may not be used for publication without permission. 7:59 PM Oct 23rd from txt
  2. Quote: You don't pay me enough to be your slave! -Self 5:02 PM Oct 23rd from txt
  3. A lie for a lie, and a spoof for a spoof! 5:10 PM Oct 21st from txt
  4. Apologizing, it's the next best thing to not fucking up in the first place! 5:20 PM Oct 20th from txt
  5. Where is the approachable fine line between the acceptance of being an animal and the aspiration of being a man? 10:30 PM Oct 18th from txt
  6. The only thing perfect and constant is flaw. 6:37 PM Oct 16th from txt
  7. There's always something missing from everything in this world. That's why it's not called Paradise. 6:31 PM Oct 16th from txt
  8. Learning how to lie is a survival skill often discovered accidentally in the earliest stages of an individual's language development. 6:10 PM Oct 16th from txt
  9. Quote: A zero is better than nothing. -Self 2:59 PM Oct 16th from txt
  10. There's the right way, and the wrong way, then there's the Ray way... which is somewhere in the middle. 2:55 PM Oct 16th from txt
  11. Good names: Guichanpu, Snotwart, Darjillion, Gargamel. 2:42 PM Oct 16th from txt
  12. There's a song out there called "Too Much Toejam." Only one person can play it! 2:31 PM Oct 16th from txt
  13. With two right legs and two feet wrong, I never danced so crazy. 2:21 PM Oct 16th from txt
  14. My two left feet are mighty wrong, but two wrongs make a right leg! 2:13 PM Oct 16th from txt
  15. Sunshine's last name's Misery. The helicopters ate their babies! 2:08 PM Oct 16th from txt
  16. I like the chair. The chair like me! Let's go to the bathroom! 2:04 PM Oct 16th from txt
  17. Take DRUGS! THEY CURE CANCER! 1:55 PM Oct 16th from txt
  18. She goes to school. She doesn't have to work. She gets to play whenever she wants. Why is she such a miserable lump all the time? 3:05 AM Oct 15th from txt
  19. Yeah! Jesus and the farm animals! Yeah! 7:59 PM Oct 14th from txt
  20. Glory glory hella love ya! 7:54 PM Oct 14th from txt