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HEALTHCARE: Special Report - "Ace Your Death Panel!"
8:18 AM Aug 14th
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Allred News Network: Like an armor-clad paladin charging through the battlefield, we skip the hyperbole and metaphors. and bring the news.
10:13 PM Jul 29th
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POLITICS: As Obama's citizenship is confirmed many times over, birthers now turn to his deputy chief, Zelvox of Nebulon VI.
10:10 PM Jul 29th
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Allred News Network: It's called a "hiatus," not a "three-week cocaine binge."
7:02 PM Jul 27th
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Allred News Network: We don't have a liberal bias, you conservative morons!
10:58 PM Jul 8th
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HEALTH: British scientists claim ability to make lab-created sperm. Internet commenters rush to be first with "That's what she said" joke.
4:53 PM Jul 8th
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LOCAL: Brush fire near Getty Center; art insiders remark, "Banksy's work is getting TOO conceptual."
4:31 PM Jul 8th
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JACKPOT!! JACKPOT!! The previous tweet was exactly 140 characters long! Congratulations, Laurie Chazwuzzle of Delaware!
10:46 PM Jul 7th
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EDITORIAL: Is Jackson's death stealing valuable news time from the usual meaningless fearmongering? Tonight, after "Do Vitamins Cause AIDS?"
10:45 PM Jul 7th
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TECH: Google announces Chrome OS; millions ask, "Do I need Windows to run it?"
10:42 PM Jul 7th
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MUSIC: Jackson Memorial concludes, is Corey Feldman the new Michael? The fatter, whiter Michael?
10:35 PM Jul 7th
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Allred News Network: In Soviet Russia, news reports you! To the KGB!
10:34 PM Jul 7th
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POLITICS: President Obama meets with Russian president, brokers deal for disarming of 1000 warheads in exchange for Yakov Smirnoff.
10:34 PM Jul 7th
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SWINE FLU UPDATE: Rupert Grint, of Harry Potter fame, admits to brief bout of swine flu. Is Voldemort to blame?
11:08 PM Jul 6th
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Allred News Network: Seriously? You're wearing THAT out tonight?
7:11 PM Jul 6th
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JACKPOT!! JACKPOT!! The previous tweet was exactly 140 characters long! Congratulations, Albert Boonswoggle of Maryland!
7:10 PM Jul 6th
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POLITICS: Palin's resignation: Pushing for a 2012 bid, aiming to spend more time with her family, or blowback from the Yakuza? Debate at 11.
7:07 PM Jul 6th
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MUSIC: Jackson memorial: Will this finally be the impetus for a Bell Biv Devoe reunion? America hopes, tonight at 11.
9:06 AM Jul 6th
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POLITICS: Marion Barry arrested again; ABC developing sitcom, "That's My Councilman!" Sidney Poitier tipped to star.
10:37 PM Jul 5th
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POLITICS: Palin's resignation speech: tangential, or a complete fucking mess? Debate at 11.
11:05 PM Jul 4th
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