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DANGIT @! Stealin our theme for your adorable vlog! Just you wait til tomorrow's vlog is published... muahahah!
6:23 PM Nov 12th
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Cocoa Puffs are the best tool to trick parents into giving you chocolate cereal and chocolate milk without them realizing it.
3:29 AM Nov 11th
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Is this chicken what I have here, or is this fish?
10:49 AM Nov 8th
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What's the difference between a shawerma and a f$%&ing burrito? A few thousand miles :)
5:05 PM Nov 7th
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I wasn't following @ until like 1 min ago... I'm such an asshole! Go follow him people, because he likes wolves and you should, too.
7:01 PM Nov 6th
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- Do you know someone who always SAYS they're not hungry, then ends up eating ALL of your food? Cuz I do :P
10:57 AM Nov 6th
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Back in Valencia, baby! Shawerma time? Oh I think so...
11:43 AM Nov 2nd
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You know it's time to go to sleep when the GIRLS GONE WILD commercials start rolling on Comedy Central.
9:53 PM Oct 31st
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It's my daddy's birthday today! Happy birthday to all the Halloween babies :)
10:40 AM Oct 31st
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Dedicated to my fiancé, @ :)
2:50 PM Oct 27th
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Moving again. Yuck.
7:01 PM Oct 25th
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Real magicians never reveal their tricks, @. The same goes for us moustachians.
10:04 AM Oct 20th
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Ok, maybe I take back the part from my last tweet about having tons of babies? LOL! How do @ & @ do it?
5:29 PM Oct 19th
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Stop making me want to have tons of babies, @! Sheesh your kids are darn cute :)
5:09 PM Oct 18th
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I'm sad that "Balloon Boy" is the only thing I'm hearing about from the motherland right now. Oh! Another Balloon Boy vid! Imma watch...
11:03 AM Oct 18th
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- Char went a little NUTS today at the Central Market :)
6:01 AM Oct 17th
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Bought a "professor" jacket complete with elbow patches! It's corduroy which, as we all know, makes it freaking SWEET. Now to find a pipe...
12:29 PM Oct 16th
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Be moved by music like the sweetheart of the sun...
3:20 PM Oct 15th
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Apparently in Spain, Ibuprofen is the cure-all. Sore throat? Ibuprofena! Runny nose? Ibuprofena! Broken leg? Ibuprofena! And maybe a cast...
10:00 AM Oct 15th
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Going out on the town with @, @ and my fiancé (ZOMG MY FIANCÉ) @ :) VALENCIA HERE WE COOOOMMMEEE!!!!
2:12 PM Oct 9th
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