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  1. DANGIT @shaycarl! Stealin our theme for your adorable vlog! http://bit.ly/2pjl3q Just you wait til tomorrow's vlog is published... muahahah!
  2. Cocoa Puffs are the best tool to trick parents into giving you chocolate cereal and chocolate milk without them realizing it.
  3. Is this chicken what I have here, or is this fish? #dumbquestions
  4. What's the difference between a shawerma and a f$%&ing burrito? A few thousand miles :)
  5. I wasn't following @kassemg until like 1 min ago... I'm such an asshole! Go follow him people, because he likes wolves and you should, too.
  6. http://twitpic.com/oi78f - Do you know someone who always SAYS they're not hungry, then ends up eating ALL of your food? Cuz I do :P
  7. Back in Valencia, baby! Shawerma time? Oh I think so...
  8. You know it's time to go to sleep when the GIRLS GONE WILD commercials start rolling on Comedy Central.
  9. It's my daddy's birthday today! Happy birthday to all the Halloween babies :)
  10. Dedicated to my fiancé, @charlestrippy http://bit.ly/inypg :)
  11. Moving again. Yuck.
  12. Real magicians never reveal their tricks, @arfortiyef. The same goes for us moustachians.
  13. Ok, maybe I take back the part from my last tweet about having tons of babies? LOL! How do @shaycarl & @katilette do it? http://bit.ly/Uzwmr
  14. Stop making me want to have tons of babies, @katilette! Sheesh your kids are darn cute :)
  15. I'm sad that "Balloon Boy" is the only thing I'm hearing about from the motherland right now. Oh! Another Balloon Boy vid! Imma watch...
  16. http://twitpic.com/lv7mp - Char went a little NUTS today at the Central Market :)
  17. Bought a "professor" jacket complete with elbow patches! It's corduroy which, as we all know, makes it freaking SWEET. Now to find a pipe...
  18. Be moved by music like the sweetheart of the sun... http://www.waltonmusic.com/...
  19. Apparently in Spain, Ibuprofen is the cure-all. Sore throat? Ibuprofena! Runny nose? Ibuprofena! Broken leg? Ibuprofena! And maybe a cast...
  20. Going out on the town with @phillyd, @bravesgirl5 and my fiancé (ZOMG MY FIANCÉ) @charlestrippy :) VALENCIA HERE WE COOOOMMMEEE!!!!