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allisonzapata

My thoughts are all jumbled in me head. Arrrgh. 2 minutes ago via web
I'm writing a song right now, called, "Hey, you asshole dive-bombing June Bug! What's your fucking problem?" Sure to be a hit. 6 minutes ago via web
@tednh OBVIOUSLY. twitter.com/allisonzapata/… about 1 hour ago via web
@daisyJD DUUUUUDE! WHAT THE HELL? I'm so sorry. Love you. Sending you so much love. xoxoxoxoxo about 1 hour ago via web in reply to daisyJD
Donald Trump is still a birther? What a fucking moron. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@DitziMamaShawna right?! :) about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DitziMamaShawna
Husband ditched me to go to the spurs game tonight. No cooking dinner = decent trade off ;) about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Toddler undies! instagr.am/p/LOunCfPhmI/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
Action shot! instagr.am/p/LOuggQPhmF/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
@HexingThoughts hahahah about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HexingThoughts
@xtremeparnthood gah. ME TOO! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to xtremeparnthood
@briansmith31681 hahahahahaha about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to briansmith31681
briansmith31681 @allisonzapata You should get a sign that says "Pray for America, people like my neighbor vote." about 4 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to allisonzapata Retweeted by allisonzapata and 1 other
A neighbor of mine has all these "Pray for America" signs in the yard. Passive aggressive me wants to get a few "Pray for the World" signs. about 4 hours ago via web
@alimartell look what just opened by my house. I've never seen one! twitter.com/allisonzapata/… about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I just did some damage. needed to update my worn and torn bernardo flip-flops @BernardoShoes YAY about 7 hours ago via web
To be a kid and slide/swim in underwear... instagr.am/p/LOJ_eAPhkP/ about 7 hours ago via Instagram
@CAFootwearCo he does have eczema - mild. but never on his face. Maybe all the sunscreen this weekend? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to CAFootwearCo
@ChristianPlante HA. He was in the sun a lot this weekend? sun screen? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to ChristianPlante
Gah. I love this pic! instagr.am/p/LN_0rqPhvp/ about 9 hours ago via Instagram

Name Allison Zapata
Location Houston, Texas. Y'all.
Web http://www.meandm...
Bio Mom, Wife, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Writer, Music Lover, Cusser, Bleeding Heart, A-Whole-Lotta-Wine Drinker, Animal Lover, and Occasional Party Animal.