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  2. RT @AlexandraSocha: Dear News, I do not care about Tiger Woods. Please report something real. Love, Alexandra
  3. RT @OMGFacts: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. #omgfacts
  4. RT @OMGFacts: There are 83 people in the U.S. named Edward Cullen. #omgfacts
  5. RT @OMGFacts: "Dysania" is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning. #omgfacts
  6. RT @OMGFacts: Cranberries are tested for ripeness by bouncing them. A fully ripe cranberry can be bounced like a basketball. #omgfacts
  7. @populardarling LUCKY! (Sorry I was eating dinner. Peg play-date shall commence soon!)
  8. @populardarling Perfectionism! But congrats on passing xD
  9. @populardarling Congrats! I hope they were easy fo' you (:
  10. "Aw he's not being sarcastic- he's being nervous." -Mom
  11. Oh look, way to go. Way to go.
  12. RT @chriscolfer: I totally agree with this: http://tinyurl.com/chris-pinocchio
  13. @auroille you know that tlc show 'cake boss'? Most of the people on that show live in my town.
  14. @FlyiNgSoLox16 Naw, it's an inside joke. We found a dead bird outside the cafeteria...in October. :P
  15. oooooooooh im in ac dec and really bored. distracting myself by discreetly updating my twitter
  16. RIP gabe the bird. jen and i are throwing you a belated funeral service.
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxqS63HwZak Soooo. This is kind of what I did once. @ArianaGrande and @LizGillies one-up.
  18. @populardarling Who would get along best with peg Rachel? You're the mommy- you decide. :P
  19. @populardarling My peg kid wants to have a playdate.
  20. RT @yelyahwilliams: Oh dear. People have so many things to say. And only a few of them matter.