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  1. turns out there was a lot of food left after the eating disorder clinic had a holiday party. I'll take it.
  2. @uhohpotato do you think he remembers being in Face Off?
  3. @JasonSheridan I would like to go ONE DAY without you calling me a "dumb lady." JUST ONE DAY, SHERIDAN.
  4. RT @DonGlover: Come on NYC!!! Get your tickets for "MYSTERY TEAM" SAT and SUN!!!: SELLING OUT QUICKLY: http://bit.ly/88pG9b
  5. @JasonSheridan how did you find that???? I WANT A LITTLE ASSERTIVE BUSINESSMAN
  6. When I search "baby businessmen," I don't want to see businessmen playing with babies. I want to see babies WITH TINY SPORT COATS.
  7. @jacobreed @JasonSheridan @heyjustin I may be late to this, but not everything is so clear: http://bit.ly/6hpCJV
  8. @DCpierson How many of the BEST films have you seen? Time to prove yourself: http://bit.ly/7HVA5c
  9. There should be a smaller, less attractive sign under the Hollywood sign that says, "City of Retards."
  10. @uhohpotato http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie1JNSJWm8E&feature=response_watch
  11. HEY if you rearrange the letters in "Santa," you get "Satan." #stillgotit
  12. it's just me and the shredder talkin'.
  13. @CreoleHoneyBun was that me? Did I say I was an athiest? I'll tell you what I believe. I believe you sounded like Barry White today. BAM
  14. @evansknight I WANT IT how do i do it????? TELL MEEEEEE
  15. I have a new goal, and that is to be on the "I didn't know I was pregnant" dramatizations. Not on the actual show, god no. #thehopeless
  16. @maxschneller Mr. Cuddles: the child friendly toy with PTSD. Put it on your Christmas wish list!
  17. @uhohpotato were you a latina when you were a child?
  18. listening to shitty music as homework? Fun for a bit. Until it's not funny anymore.
  19. @thisrecording pb & j bj
  20. RT @heyjustin: new brain meltingly awesome music video by @ericwareheim and fatal farm! http://bit.ly/59BQI8