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  1. And you dare call ME inconsiderate anonymously in my Honesty Box? Spare me. I'm seriously sick of your bullshit.
  2. When you are nearly half-an-hour late and I ask 'where are you', if you answer 'in my car', you are very plainly asking to be bitchslapped.
  3. It's always weird to find your professors' Facebook pages.
  4. Insanity is just the clinical term for eccentricity.
  5. My Linguistics professor actually knows my name.
  6. I never knew why I considered you a best friend in the first place.
  7. Fuck this, I'm switching to #Thunderbird.
  8. I've been using #Incredimail for nearly a decade, but now they're beginning to charge for the most basic of e-mail features.
  9. @howfitting They're pretty elitist where I live, with their delusions of grandeur.
  10. Even the Professors still end up eating alone in the cafeteria.
  11. People are irrationally infuriating lately. Today won't be a good one. I can taste it.
  12. Sometimes I curse myself for being so nice. But do unto others, right? ...right? /sigh
  13. Watched New Moon. Much more interesting than the first movie, but still Twilight. 6.5/10
  14. Life's too short to spend it not wearing funny hats.
  15. Oh Lord, Wendy's Baconator is amazing awesome. ;-;
  16. This is why I hate people.
  17. You know what I hate? Writers who use the word 'ministriations'.
  18. Don't Google Image 'glower' unless you have SafeSearch on. Seriously.
  19. I want to run away for a little while, to a quiet place where no one can find me, free from everything and everyone.
  20. The more often I remind myself of this, the less anti-social I must truly be...right?