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alliewonder

  1. @ZoutLiquorice But it’s not your fault if you couldn’t use the rollers! Bummer
  2. @TheMightyCE True that.
  3. @sdampf Haha, see I’m so aware as a mature student to not be irritating, so I shall make sure you aren’t either :)
  4. @TheMightyCE Policeman Possum, solving crimes nocturnally
  5. @TheMightyCE Are you also at risk of predation by feral cats? Be careful!
  6. I actually believe every animal has a place and is important. But geez, 7 months asleep under snow? Useless.
  7. This pygmy possum hibernates 7 months a year. Sounds good, but really, what a waste of an animal. No offence.
  8. My friends thought they were annoyed already but I just sang Call me Maybe! into their ears and they found a level of more irritation!
  9. Spread the message! RT @mrgrumpystephen: @alliewonder FUCK YEAH PURPLE
  10. Trying to be constructive with my presentation marking. But I just want to write THIS WAS BORING on the sheet.
  11. @mrgrumpystephen Purple of everything is always the best
  12. @mchlfrcs Oh I know, I’m one myself. She just exacerbates the annoying mature-aged student stereotype!
  13. Facebook often makes me think this…. twitter.com/alliewonder/st…
  14. Talky mature-aged student always asks a billion questions after every presentation. We just want to get on with it!
  15. A presentation on salmon. Now I just want to eat something.
  16. @BecPobjie You’d make a fortune!
  17. Another 3 hours of listening to student presentations…. YAWN
  18. @grassisleena Sorry, that probably sounded weird, haha I'm just impressed when people my age seem to have their shit together :)