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  1. @Sue_Moe A bar in MD called "Growlers". Surely you've heard of it! about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Sue_Moe
  2. The live band at my local bar is playing the music from various Mario Bros levels. Hi 2010!!!!! 8:50 PM Dec 26th from Echofon
  3. Found this sandwiched between jurassic Park and Philadelphia http://twitpic.com/vdh5x 3:47 PM Dec 26th from Echofon
  4. @elishayaffe do families of victims of tornados of poop avoid the phrase "shit storm?????" 6:57 PM Dec 25th from Echofon in reply to elishayaffe
  5. Y? Also: ew. http://twitpic.com/v9379 6:14 PM Dec 25th from Echofon
  6. I think I had the best line at dinner: "Hey, what's that on fire over there?" 4:30 PM Dec 25th from Echofon
  7. RT @KFUCKINGP: Got "Baby, It's Cold Outside" on loop in the truck because, let's face it, it's a fucking Christmas song about date rape. 1:32 PM Dec 25th from Echofon
  8. My parents are crazy. Anyone else's parents all crazy and stuff? 1:31 PM Dec 25th from Echofon
  9. Anyone need help ruining Christmas? Im free now that Ive broken the porcelain christmas tree angel my deceased grandma sent us 10 years ago. 3:20 PM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
  10. @joegarden what about Walken? Fat Boy Slim video, anyone?? 2:09 PM Dec 24th from Echofon in reply to joegarden
  11. RT @wittels: It's Christmas and eve not Christmas and steve. 2:08 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  12. @Randazzoj there was a Santa in an empty lot in front of a giant on lorimer between ainsilie and powers!! 2:08 PM Dec 24th from Echofon in reply to Randazzoj
  13. Our cat just barfed into the sink, making for easy clean-up. Rly hoping this is evolution-related. 4:03 PM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
  14. Pls enjoy this weird historical video of the town I grew up in. It is real, like a permanent Renaissance Fair. http://is.gd/5z9sG 1:31 PM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
  15. SO MANY SUVS AND UGGS drowning halp/regular help 5:40 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
  16. I think the most illogical laws are the laws of Christmas cookies. Eating 7 iced Santas should make me feel on top of the G-D world!!!! 4:11 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
  17. @Randazzoj except for the concealed ones! Right?!?!?! 2:43 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to Randazzoj
  18. Working on my newest novel, "Going Rouge: How the Fuck Did I Manage to Spill That Airtight Package of Cranberries?? by Jack Handey" 1:10 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  19. That last tweet might've made sense had I mentioned that I met one of my first boyfs at the same drive-thru Starbucks. Young lemming love. 12:19 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  20. Nothing could bring me back to my suburban-conglomerate roots quite like getting hit on by a high schooler working the Starbucks drive-thru 9:27 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon