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@Jenna_Marbles The idea of making a major mistake down there makes me shudder. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to Jenna_Marbles
@yupitsrachael Landlines! about 10 hours ago via web in reply to yupitsrachael
@yupitsrachael Let's go back to AOL chatrooms. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to yupitsrachael
@JasperDolphin Garbage Pail Kids! Rad. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to JasperDolphin
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@yupitsrachael Real talk. This guy who is talking to me right now is probably resenting it. haha. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to yupitsrachael
@yupitsrachael Legit. Let's do something real. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to yupitsrachael
@yupitsrachael No but really SHUT UP AND I MISS YOU. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to yupitsrachael
Bar-b-q-in' soon. about 19 hours ago via web
The best thing about Loiter Squad is that it's just the Odd Future guys being their funny, strange selves. 11:41 PM May 27th via web
I have to work today and it is going to be dead in that restaurant. 7:33 AM May 27th via web
#ThingsThatInspireMe Memories. 10:55 AM May 26th via web
I miss you. 10:55 AM May 26th via web
SO. UH. please? 1:18 AM May 26th via web
I don't want to workkk. It's hot. #Wah 12:42 PM May 25th via web
@AudreyKitching I'm so jealous of you! Loveee hiking. 12:28 PM May 25th via web in reply to AudreyKitching
You're creepy. Stop it. 12:12 PM May 25th via web
UncleBlazer I'm going insane but I'm not sure if it's due to a lack of sleep or a lack of alcohol. 11:56 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by allieallosaurus and 2201 others
Sometimes I want to refrain from checking out cute guys bevcause I fear they may be socially inept. 8:07 AM May 25th via Mobile Web
ConoPags i wanna get real weird this weekend 7:43 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by allieallosaurus and 4 others

Name Alessandra Lazarek
Location Jersey,
Web http://donotdisco...
Bio i'm 18, female, and vaguely unusual. i believe in writing and literature. i believe in strong intelligence, charisma, humor, sexuality, and hopes.