Allibird
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Make Over $100,000+ A Year Working From Home
about 5 hours ago
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Work From Home & Make Money Online - It’s easy!
about 15 hours ago
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My best summer NYC memory is the same as @, but in 1998. Oh, now there's something caught in my eye...
1:32 PM May 24th
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The History Channel troubles me. Let's start calling it The "History" Channel, or maybe The History(?) Channel, or The Historyish Channel.
8:26 AM May 24th
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I wrote this almost a year ago, but I'm feeling very misty-eyed right now: Worth revisiting.
4:15 PM May 23rd
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I've made it 30 years without peeing on a toilet seat. How come so many other female restroom-users have trouble with this?
12:01 PM May 23rd
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Ever wondered how much you're supposed to tip your waxer? Love this. I feel smarter already.
1:09 PM May 22nd
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@ That's foul. That's why real 'Mericans only eat their meat when it's compressed into nugget form.
12:04 PM May 22nd
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This hear NYU grads got to hear Sonia Sotomayor speak. Last year, Bill Clinton. My class? Neil Diamond sang a song.
10:36 AM May 21st
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I swear Tropic Thunder gets funnier every time I watch it. This movie is a national treasure.
10:14 PM May 20th
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Getting packed for my trip to Mexico. Do airlines let you bring an extra 25 pounds of luggage if it's all sunscreen?
9:08 PM May 20th
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@ Guess who gave us that?
9:52 PM May 19th
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in reply to mediamindy
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Opening a nice bottle of wine feels trashy when this is the only corkscrew in the house.
7:33 PM May 19th
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I just reached Level 2 of the "Birdie" badge on @. I’ve checked in at 5 different golf courses!
11:09 AM May 19th
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@ Mas tequila, por favor!
9:42 AM May 19th
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in reply to mediamindy
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OH GREAT.@ Brain Tapeworms More Common Than You Think "They could be eating holes in your brain right now"
4:50 PM May 18th
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If honey bottles come in the shape of a bear, ranch dressing bottles should come in the shape of a fat Midwestern dad named Alan.
2:37 PM May 18th
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Note to self: When trying to stay optimistic and motivated, do NOT watch No Country for Old Men. Lesson learned.
1:47 PM May 18th
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Is it just me, or do all the hot new actors look pretty much just like Channing Tatum?
4:18 PM May 17th
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@ Maybe a free makeover where they give you all the products to take home for free?
3:52 PM May 17th
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in reply to LacqueredLover
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- Name Allison Ford
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://www.alliso...
- Bio I'm a writer and beauty editor, obsessed with nail polish, hair product, and serial commas. I take a lot of pictures of my cats.
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