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  1. Wristcutters was a good movie
  2. (Slumping over dead from work)
  3. If I wait long enough to update my wardrobe I could become a de facto hipster.
  4. is typing in the "What are you doing?" field instead of the search field
  5. Shopping for a RFID shield for my passport
  6. Surely Blizzard saying Starcraft 2 won't support LAN is a practical joke
  7. I went to the post office and got into an adventure babysitting a puppy
  8. I have some swears in mind just for Internet Explorer
  9. @mattround It's my greatest fear to be in an earthquake and become trapped under a neighboring sandwich of poor construction
  10. Web sites that circumvent the browser back button when you follow links
  11. @danlucas Awesome thanks for the heads up
  12. I can only assume (or hope) this is a bluff http://tinyurl.com/ldkc7w There would be no Futurama without the same cast
  13. A blog is getting thousands of spam comments in moderation despite a captcha plugin. Is the plugin worthless?
  14. My Adsense revenues have really popped a barf since November
  15. The potato, corn and leek chowder I made turned out suspiciously delicious
  16. This coke zero needs some whiskey zero in it if you know what I mean
  17. So far Metafilter and Somethingawful have been the best at playing along. Thanks for the heads up @rickward and @mattround
  18. When I come back from the gym and the cat is lying on the clothes I was wearing earlier it looks like a wizard has turned me into a cat
  19. It has been funny to watch Steamshovel Harry's rank persistently creep up from 0%
  20. @mattround Here you go: http://tinyurl.com/mwfvys