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Dear homeless person in the wheelchair, You might get more sympathy if you didn't use your feet to propell yourself down the sidewalk.10:34 AM Nov 6thfrom Twitterrific
Dear friends in NYC/Canada/London and other cold places dark places. It's November and Dallas is a sunny 74/23. Texas Weather Rules!10:04 AM Nov 5thfrom web
Disturbathon-Strangely I have no memory of the truck that ran over my head or the cat that shat in my mouth. Ugh put me out of my misery11:34 AM Nov 1stfrom Twitterrific
Dear Random client, Don't miss your appointment, reschedule, show up late, then bitch about price. AND I don't care who's name you drop.4:05 PM Oct 29thfrom web
Disturbathon construction mostly finished. Now it's time for the artists to come in and Disturbofy the space :)9:30 AM Oct 29thfrom web
Tonight: The Cedar Springs Halloween block party. Come join us later at the new Obscurities space 4008 Cedar Springs Rd10:18 AM Oct 24thfrom Twitterrific
Dear obese man in the line behind me, A loaded chili cheese dog and a big gulp soda are probably not the heart smart lunch ..just sayin9:52 AM Oct 22ndfrom Twitterrific
Just scored some 4 foot tall solid core doors. They are going to make fantastic additions to the Disturbathon tunnels :)12:28 PM Oct 19thfrom Twitterrific
Disturbathon building does a body good. All these long hours of construction have been making me lose tons of weight :)10:53 AM Oct 18thfrom Twitterrific
Dear Roofers, Waking at 8am to the siren songs of your hammers truly made my morning blissful. Who needs more than 4 hours of sleep right?10:21 AM Oct 17thfrom web