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  1. Just landed @ LGA. Anyone in NY want to grab some lunch before I drive to CT?
  2. Dear homeless person in the wheelchair, You might get more sympathy if you didn't use your feet to propell yourself down the sidewalk.
  3. Dear friends in NYC/Canada/London and other cold places dark places. It's November and Dallas is a sunny 74/23. Texas Weather Rules!
  4. Disturbathon-Strangely I have no memory of the truck that ran over my head or the cat that shat in my mouth. Ugh put me out of my misery
  5. I should flyer Walmart. It really does appear to be the mecca of bad tattoos
  6. Disturbathon sneak peak: The Volcano: http://yfrog.com/6zo6dj
  7. Dear Random client, Don't miss your appointment, reschedule, show up late, then bitch about price. AND I don't care who's name you drop.
  8. Disturbathon construction mostly finished. Now it's time for the artists to come in and Disturbofy the space :)
  9. Yes, I'm Billy Mays :) http://yfrog.com/0h5sxj
  10. @CourtneyCrave is Farrah Faucet http://yfrog.com/5dxi9j
  11. Tonight: The Cedar Springs Halloween block party. Come join us later at the new Obscurities space 4008 Cedar Springs Rd
  12. Dear obese man in the line behind me, A loaded chili cheese dog and a big gulp soda are probably not the heart smart lunch ..just sayin
  13. Tucked in Tiger http://yfrog.com/0oj6tej Yeah I'm a big softy when it comes to my cats :)
  14. Just scored some 4 foot tall solid core doors. They are going to make fantastic additions to the Disturbathon tunnels :)
  15. WTF it's not even Halloween yet http://yfrog.com/0e49amyj
  16. Disturbathon building does a body good. All these long hours of construction have been making me lose tons of weight :)
  17. Dear Roofers, Waking at 8am to the siren songs of your hammers truly made my morning blissful. Who needs more than 4 hours of sleep right?
  18. @industrialgirl LOL I'm not sure if you could say your cake is better or worse...either way it says a lot about you :)
  19. Most awesome wedding cake EVER: http://bit.ly/3wwgJm
  20. Ok here is the real @Kali_xoxo http://yfrog.com/1qdkej