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allegedgenius

  1. One day my decendents will look at me in a geneology book and say: "Geez, look at that guy. We're related?"
  2. Amazing how a simple virus issue can turn into an all-day battle against a suspected rootkit preventing Windows from running.
  3. Wouldn't you break stuff and riot as the ILWU in Longview for existing jobs lost? Seems excessive for potential jobs not gained.
  4. Been listening to #pandora station "Sex Bob-omb" from Scott Pilgrim vs The World. Rediscovered The Donnas and Arctic Monkeys.
  5. Would you pay someone to do the research you don't have time to do? What if it was $5 per hour of research?
  6. Day off, noon and already cleaned kitchen, did some errands and had lunch with a couple pretty girls. Productive? Yes, thank u.
  7. Can you complain to a housing authority if your apt building's fire alarm has multiple false alarms due to faulty wiring?
  8. Volunteering with Head Start class for the day. Love working with kids, rather helping with Aiden's 3rd grade class. Girl's like it tho.
  9. 2011 summer memory: widespread smell of blackberries in late summer all over Southwest Washington.
  10. Feeling awful, nauseated and in pain. And still have to pack. Someone shoot me now.
  11. Bella gets a few stitches in her chin. Washing your feet while standing = CHIN SKIN FAIL.
  12. Blasphemy: Repeats on a classic rock radio station. Even worse would be on a Pandora station.
  13. I can tell when I'm depressed in a day; a small ache in a muscle here and there and cloudiness in my head.
  14. I love white trash women. They make you realize what you're glad to be missing.
  15. Good lord, Oprah, what are they feeding you? Oh, right, 3rd world children...
  16. Me on Fb: When you turn a smurf inside out Dennis Kucinich appears and steals your soul.
  17. The worst decision of my life was quitting art school and choosing business. Maybe not rich, but I'd have been much happier.
  18. What good are values if you don't live by them?
  19. The meaning of life is to be your experience.
  20. The bus might be public transit, subsidized travel, but it keeps you active.