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alldyoss

Pranked >>>>> Punk'ed about 2 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
OmgComedy That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up. about 8 hours ago via TwitDrip Retweeted by alldyoss and 817 others
@wondakiddo @Tinubu_Zenith watch ESPN for transfer rumour. Now showing about 6 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
SEXtraLARGE Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by alldyoss and 11 others
SS blitz. He's vexed over slow pit stops & Webber is *rumoured 2 soon leave Red bull RT @wondakiddo: @alldyoss source??? about 7 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@iammissfareedah welcome 2 twitter. Follow @Tempestblaze & @hizzykizzy about 7 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@wondakiddo in oda Key news. Hamilton is eyeing red bull & has stopped further negotiations with McLaren about 7 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@olagboyega. Hazard's wife has agreed personal terms with john terry. lol about 7 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
I disagree RT @ESPNF1: RT @Rolf42: @ESPNF1 just boring!Monaco is only for people with money to show off, has nothing with racing to do! about 10 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Cc @SLIMSTALK RT@TundeEdnut: So I need some "young rappers" on catchingcold RAP REMIX. cc ur some peeps." about 12 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
GOD is way beyond our Precepts RT @JOgbons: Too much of evrythn they say is bad...how come God's unending love for us isn't bad?? about 12 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
#UrChildhoodstillsuck RT @sirtymix: These Hall administrators & potters in Babcock Re all bASTaRDs sent frm hell to frustrate Students about 12 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@nelsondamon nxt?...... about 13 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to nelsondamon
Dats his 4th phantom in naija RT @Anton_Kay: Yes na "@im_liciouz: IUO STUDENTs!!!!! Why una dey vex.... Is it ... m.tmi.me/qHFp6 about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Yor!! Yor!! RT @ohunayol: MI of Robushi RT @alldyoss: Y will u Diss me? Giving me cheap promotion. about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Strng woman b callin me 4 d 5th time now sayin "is dat not Seke" I kp saying NO but she's relentless. about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Wonder hw much a babby LION or TIGER will cost tho. about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Y will u Diss me? Giving me cheap promotion. about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Hi5 is nw a Mummy tho RT @Edoboy_1: RIP Facebook .. , Tell Myspace I said Hi about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
HYFR. Certainly RT @ohunayol: Huh?? RT @alldyoss: Mergiko RT @sirtymix: Tweet One of ur followers with pink lips. about 14 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry