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  1. @Katrinaish You should of just gave them the classic "b!tch slap" and "Don't you know who i am" routine about 15 hours ago from web in reply to Katrinaish
  2. Sometimes i think life would be so much easier if i was one of Gwen Stefanis harajuku girls.. about 15 hours ago from web
  3. Tomorrow is Monday #fact about 15 hours ago from web
  4. @ConstantGinger Almost everyone i know have said the same thing! I think I'm a celeb just might fail (N) about 15 hours ago from web in reply to ConstantGinger
  5. @declank LOL I know, he has covered almost every song. I've listened to the 1st 10seconds of each. Any more then that I'm traumatized about 15 hours ago from web in reply to declank
  6. http://bit.ly/eiIk3 again i am jealous!! about 15 hours ago from web
  7. I don't like this "You haven't talked to *blah* on Facebook lately." Sometimes there is a reason for that.. Don't need to be reminded. about 15 hours ago from web
  8. @adamstrawson Some people say Croydon* is the New York. Save your money and come down here for your 21st (*depend who you ask) about 15 hours ago from web in reply to adamstrawson
  9. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/ so buying this. (via: @farmerBOOM) Very practical.. er 4:15 AM Nov 15th from web
  10. Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Mariah Carey - 16. Norah Jones - 14. Cassie - 13. http://bit.ly/11Rud4 5:01 PM Nov 14th from Tweekly.fm
  11. @xstex HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!! JEE 21!!! Your a real boy ;) Have a great day!! :) <3 4:18 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to xstex
  12. RT: HAHA jedward are AMAZING. #xfactor (via: @TheEnglishRose ) I lold and cringed at the same time. poor guys 12:57 PM Nov 14th from web
  13. @CallumMeister LOL good idea. lets hope no one actually gets pecked to death by someone in a bird suit. The blame could be put on us :O 11:06 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to CallumMeister
  14. @jackpea I thought the first couple were funny but now i just feel sorry for that poor woman. 11:04 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to jackpea
  15. @CallumMeister lol true true. No one would dare say your "not cool" with that on!! :O 6:39 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to CallumMeister
  16. @NicolleHope LOL. I think i might be slightly addicted too!! I've been waiting 20mins for my Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail to finish. 6:38 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to NicolleHope
  17. Everywhere i go, all i seem to see is BBC CHARTJACKERS. urgh. When you call your self "YouTube legends" you ARE a bellend 5:53 AM Nov 14th from web
  18. @CallumMeister Hey! I'm ight, you?? :) & amazing DP. I'm rather jealous of the one in the middle. I would wear that on the weekend ;) 5:49 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to CallumMeister
  19. “Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.” - Coco Chanel 5:22 AM Nov 14th from web
  20. Tis 1pm and the street lights are still on. It's a very grey day. 5:08 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck