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  1. More like whoremoans amirite?
  2. God what the hell is wrong with me? I want to date every attractive girl I see.
  3. Went for a hike. Rolled my sleeves up to show off my guns. The women were impressed.
  4. It's times like there where I wish I lifted more weights, and was more tan. Hello ladies.
  5. Having a cell phone with service on a camping trip kinda defeats the purpose.
  6. Leaving for camping. CAN I WITHSTAND 2 DAYS OF NO TECHNOLOGY? Stay tuned to find out!
  7. "Oh, is that a sunset? Let me contemplate my life...."
  8. Now I look all "artsy"
  9. Changed my picture 'till I can get a better shot of my mug. Maybe with a better camera or something.
  10. @skoolmunkee ...the things I'd do to that strawberry....
  11. I apologozie for my frightening face, you guys. I am going to the surgeon today to see if I can get it fixed!
  12. Oh god, did I seriously just change my avatar to a real picture of me?
  13. Today's guest strip is fucking amazing. Go read it. http://allancomic.com/
  14. @ideawhore I am aware, but thank ya!
  15. Farfetched, though, I know.
  16. Seriously ontario, you could double your storage capacity by just building ON TOP of your other buildings.
  17. Back in California, land of the long, flat warehouses.
  18. On the plane to ontario. Only an hour flight!
  19. It was the gayest thing I had ever been a part of.
  20. Then Ryan enters, but he is so attractive, instead of everyone sexing each other, we all just stop and sex him.