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  1. Just saw Up In the Air. Excellent albeit depressing, but not like Scandinavian depressing.
  2. Fun video! Can't say I remember high school being this united unless a kid died or something. http://tinyurl.com/yarcmzo
  3. Unfortunately I have not been very naughty this year so Santa's probably going to come. What should I ask him for?
  4. @MSLisaChang OMG i need lots and lots of pictures of this adventure.
  5. OMG @MSLisaChang + @theboygeorge ?! Vegas will never be the same.
  6. That is not me on my voicemail, it's @mcphotog imitating me. He does a good me but slightly more bitchy.
  7. Looking forward to the Lifetime movie "The Susan Boyle Story" starring Rosie O'Donnell.
  8. @jakobakarr Go team Jakob!
  9. The average person farts 14 times per day producing 1.5 liters of fart gas. It is my boyfriend's goal to double that.
  10. @PatrikIanPolk I wake up at 530 every morning. Don't all writers?
  11. Rwanda joins Uganda in considering killing gays. http://tinyurl.com/yefu7rk
  12. @PatrikIanPolk In case you haven't seen this list http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
  13. Is it pronounced dia-beet-eeze or dia-beet-us? Wilfred Brimley says it both ways within the same commercial.
  14. Woman didn't know she was pregnant. "I saw a leg sticking out of the toilet & didn't know what to do." http://tinyurl.com/yexzzzd
  15. Finally, a warm sunny day -- I'm proud of myself for braving it through that relentless winter.
  16. @MSLisaChang It makes the movie much more enjoyable. Especially when he sticks his tongue out.
  17. @ADuralde The Golden Globes don''t mean much to me, but I'd totally change my mind if I were ever up for one.
  18. Once you realize the Frog Prince looks like a fat green penis with legs, it's hard to to see him as a frog.
  19. About to walk in to a Chanukah/poker party. I love LA. #fb
  20. I'm going to see The Princess and the Frog. I hope she squirts out some tadpoles in the end.