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@Hollyberryboo where's this at like!? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Hollyberryboo
@Andrew1304 Haha, same! One yest, bloke confronted his boyfriend, didn't know he was married, pregnant wife didn't know he was into blokes! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Andrew1304
2% battery, goodbye for a bit Twitter! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Ludachris14 @geordiek1r5ty @returnofthemag Oi oi savaloy! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ludachris14
@GeordieK1r5ty @ReturnOfTheMag went to bed earlier on, dunno where @Ludachris14 is. I'm on the ball tonight! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeordieK1r5ty
Absolutely nowt wrong with this lass on Snog Marry Avoid either. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@GeordieK1r5ty Haha, soz! :-D about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeordieK1r5ty
@GeordieK1r5ty The Euros doing an African Nations and playing every year now like? ;-) about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeordieK1r5ty
This series of Snog Marry Avoid is shite. Most of the lasses aren't even OTT on here now, she looked fine before the make over! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@leealk3 Haha, of course not! They'll probably get a follow back, lol. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leealk3
@ReturnOfTheMag haha! night man. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ReturnOfTheMag
@ReturnOfTheMag next time I'm at yours I'm topping and tailing you so you can suck my toes. sweet dreams! <3 xxx about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ReturnOfTheMag
@kirkhunter Haha, I wish I did now, blocked him though! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kirkhunter
@leealk3 I blocked him and was gonna Instagram those screenshots but I'm scared incase it doesn't block immediately and he sees them! :( lol about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to leealk3
@kirkhunter Proper weirdo man. Did you see the second pic I posted? The one of his hashtags? Haha! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kirkhunter
@ReturnOfTheMag has it? can't see it in my timeline? have they taken my name out? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ReturnOfTheMag
@jimlaidler don't remember any tingling in the armpits to be honest, but it was a very odd feeling on the owld ballsack! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jimlaidler
Just realised he also liked my pic of the XXX Mint Original Source shower gel, the stuff that makes your bollocks proper tingle. :-/ about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@WeAreTheMags I should've played along with him for the lolzies, blocked him already though! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WeAreTheMags
@fairycake007 proper freak man. see the second pic? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fairycake007

Name MH97
Location Newcastle, UK
Bio Left footed wizard. Football. NUFC. PS3 (PSN:alkalineboi), #CheikRepublic. Alkaline Trio. Gaslight Anthem. Horror. Gore. Nollywood. OBE TV. Comedy.