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alkalineboi

  1. @Hollyberryboo where's this at like!?
  2. @Andrew1304 Haha, same! One yest, bloke confronted his boyfriend, didn't know he was married, pregnant wife didn't know he was into blokes!
  3. 2% battery, goodbye for a bit Twitter!
  4. @Ludachris14 @geordiek1r5ty @returnofthemag Oi oi savaloy!
  5. @GeordieK1r5ty @ReturnOfTheMag went to bed earlier on, dunno where @Ludachris14 is. I'm on the ball tonight!
  6. Absolutely nowt wrong with this lass on Snog Marry Avoid either.
  7. @GeordieK1r5ty Haha, soz! :-D
  8. @GeordieK1r5ty The Euros doing an African Nations and playing every year now like? ;-)
  9. This series of Snog Marry Avoid is shite. Most of the lasses aren't even OTT on here now, she looked fine before the make over!
  10. @leealk3 Haha, of course not! They'll probably get a follow back, lol.
  11. @ReturnOfTheMag haha! night man.
  12. @ReturnOfTheMag next time I'm at yours I'm topping and tailing you so you can suck my toes. sweet dreams! <3 xxx
  13. @kirkhunter Haha, I wish I did now, blocked him though!
  14. @leealk3 I blocked him and was gonna Instagram those screenshots but I'm scared incase it doesn't block immediately and he sees them! :( lol
  15. @kirkhunter Proper weirdo man. Did you see the second pic I posted? The one of his hashtags? Haha!
  16. @ReturnOfTheMag has it? can't see it in my timeline? have they taken my name out?
  17. @jimlaidler don't remember any tingling in the armpits to be honest, but it was a very odd feeling on the owld ballsack!
  18. Just realised he also liked my pic of the XXX Mint Original Source shower gel, the stuff that makes your bollocks proper tingle. :-/
  19. @WeAreTheMags I should've played along with him for the lolzies, blocked him already though!
  20. @fairycake007 proper freak man. see the second pic?