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alkalar

  1. Every second, THREE Gideon Bibles are given away. 24/7 365 days a year. 2:50 PM May 21st via web
  2. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ). 1:13 PM May 21st via web
  3. "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." -Milton Berle 9:55 AM May 21st via web
  4. "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." -Mark Twain 12:08 PM May 19th via web
  5. The lawn needs mowing before the rains come tomorrow (50% chance which means 100% chance it will rain 50% of the time). 10:43 AM May 19th via web
  6. The garbage awaits. Gotta go to the transfer station. I hate this job. 9:35 AM May 19th via web
  7. Nice day today. Tommorrow is supposed to be wet. 8:28 AM May 19th via web
  8. "America is not at war, the US Marines are at war; America is at the mall." -a Marine 6:09 PM May 18th via web
  9. Bacteria....it's the only culture some people have!!! 4:53 PM May 18th via web
  10. A goal is a dream with a deadline!!! 3:31 PM May 18th via web
  11. "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." - Sir Winston Churchill 2:26 PM May 18th via web
  12. Turned into a very nice day. Spent the afternoon shopping with Sue. 4:02 PM May 17th via web
  13. Last-minute reprieve: Water was off this morning. #God finally fixed the pump (I just turned it off and on). Yay, God!! 8:57 AM May 17th via web
  14. 30% chance of rain tomorrow and my weeds and grass are still ahead of me. Sigh! 4:34 PM May 16th via web
  15. Record apple crops could lower prices. I'm not sure I'm going to get much. Not many blossoms and a wet spring = no bees working. 11:37 AM May 15th via web
  16. Finally, a cooler day. Yesterday wasn't as bad as it could have been. Sunday was the real "heater" at 96 degrees. 9:45 AM May 15th via web
  17. Oblabla seems to be getting desperate. Faked polls show him ahead, but internal polls aren't as kind. 2:55 PM May 14th via web
  18. "Today's supposed to be hotter" Got two drip irrigation lines cleaned up and working. One to go. 1:39 PM May 14th via web
  19. Did get the canopy up on the back "deck". Still too hot to be outside. 11:41 AM May 14th via web
  20. Yesterday was predicted 86 degrees. It hit 95. Couldn't work long outside in that heat after church. 10:26 AM May 14th via web
  • Name Al Kalar
  • Location Washington State
  • Web http://www.akwboo...
  • Bio Editor for AKW Books, an eBook publisher. Amateur curmudgeon.
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