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  1. An Oatmeal encapsulation of why Tesla kicks Edison's ass. Quality. bit.ly/IUjfQC
  2. #CollectiveNouns A nork of feminists
  3. #CollectiveNouns A gestapo of doctors' receptionists.
  4. #CollectiveNouns A theft of tweets
  5. #CollectiveNouns A paroxysm of Daily Mail readers.
  6. #CollectiveNouns A fraud of climatologists.
  7. #CollectiveNouns A belm of experts.
  8. #CollectiveNouns A wheelchair of civil servants.
  9. @Feinics11 Been a couple of times.. nice place.. lovely city.. but you'd need to be able to get away frequently. Very 'manana'.
  10. #CollectiveNouns A strap-on of lawyers.
  11. RT @RealPengy: The real problem behind Syria. Disturbing image. bit.ly/LCQLM0 <- Hideous. Cannot be unseen.
  12. Tube rant woman had a point. Not about race or colour etc.. but about the fact that most British cities are now a tower of babel.
  13. @RupertSuren when peeing, I tend to go for a running flush, so could be..
  14. @ShugMiller aye.. task based.. not a lot of 'knowledge workers' in the newsrag industry :-)
  15. @WhatTheFFacts So we can be pretty sure that Blair wont die at least until next May? Cool.. I have a few questions for him. @PompeySaint
  16. @ShugMiller again, mebbe.. I do like me vlookups and conditional formatting...
  17. @ShugMiller aye mebbe.. but those tools are secondary to me, except for Excel..
  18. @ShugMiller Maybe too locked into MSO from 20yrs in corporates, but I couldn't move to open orifice. Where's Project and Visio replacements?
  19. "in Monaco, our F1 guy goes in search of something to eat that's not a pizza" tgr.ph/KF9U1S <- I'm confused. IS there anything else?