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  1. Just done my first lot of online Xmas shopping courtesy of Firebox.com #insufferablesmugness #placementadvertisingplsgimmefreestuffkthanxbai 11:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. RT @nationaltrust Wordsworth House.Severe flooding. House sandbagged. Flooding now reached ground floor <<Oh noes! Has furniture been moved? 8:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. @alexfoster What, the sweeping vistas of Milton Keynes central boulevard doesn't appeal? 10:30 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to alexfoster
  4. Why lefty types should support privatised roads: Here’s a thought that has always tickled the Head of Sta.. http://bit.ly/1EBUBQ 3:29 PM Nov 18th from twitterfeed
  5. My, isn't David Laws good? If he'd got in a shot at Michael Gove's "proper British history" idea on @channel4news too I'd now be a fangirl. 12:07 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. @channel4news, I thought that Gordon Brown biscuit story had been debunked? 11:45 AM Nov 18th from web
  7. Ed Balls just looks increasingly bonkers. "I will step in." Definition of control freak. He intends to personally intervene every time. 11:10 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. Ooh, David Laws versus Ed Balls and Michael "British" Gove on @channel4news. 11:07 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. Great post, all the more for being infused with nameless dread http://heresycorner.blogspo... 10:51 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. @jamesgraham @guidofawkes In fact, idea of road priv'tion has always amused me bcos roads wd prob emerge as least efficient means of trans. 2:50 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. @jamesgraham @guidofawkes If privatised roads wd cost fortune at peak, there'd be more public transport income, thence more to invest. 2:48 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to jamesgraham
  12. Just absorbed 30 mins of govt propaganda re obesity and new care "consultation" (like all the others?) in GP's waiting room. Feel defiled. 2:42 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. Considering buying a go-go hamster just because I can. This is wrong and incorrect. 5:40 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. In fact, my favourite #strangesnacks are prawns with sweet chilli sauce & any posh onion-flavour crisps with Greek yoghurt. How wrong am I? 4:53 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. @mrchrisaddison Have you tried prawns? Few have discovered them, I find. With chilli sauce, I mean. 4:50 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to mrchrisaddison
  16. @matgb Meh? Why would I be pissed off with you? But yeah, I was thinking of Open Up, Jury Team & every bugger on CiF today. 1:36 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to matgb
  17. Watching @channel4news. When are we going to start calling people on this cretinous "the country's full up" bollocks? WTF does it even mean? 11:44 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. @sshrpe No, you're not, I'm being unfair. You're saying some of the same things as they are, but not the annoying bits. Am contrite. 11:43 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to sshrpe
  19. @sshrpe Sorry, don't mind me. Just fed up of purer-than-thou reformists who think their ideas have extra cache *bcos* they're "independent". 9:50 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. @sshrpe That's funny an' all, but here's the thing: maybe the LDs are wrong! Trouble is, you wouldn't know one way or the other. 9:40 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to sshrpe