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alixmcalpine

Gel nail mamas: learned the hard way that they will get super discolored/weak if you go in the sun + salt water. NO BEACH FOR YOU! about 7 hours ago via web
@endlesslip HAVE FUN YOU BIG SILLY. keep my number handy in case you need me to speak french while you're there. HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER about 7 hours ago via web in reply to endlesslip
Azealia Banks – 1991 on repeat. Go! dynmk.de/2012/05/28/str… about 10 hours ago via Tweet Button
@andrea_h1ckey @fjelstud @lindseyweber @awesomeringerud waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! 😱 5:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrea_h1ckey
No day at a New York beach is complete without finding designer glasses in the ocean with you feet. Karl got Vera Wangs today! 5:28 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
A haiku about my outfit: Shorts 3 summers old/Smaller than I remember/Brooklyn sees my butt 1:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@andrea_h1ckey moar Andrea ghosts please! 12:05 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrea_h1ckey
ChakaKhan I love you! 💋Chaka 11:23 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by alixmcalpine and 34 others
@honuswagner I don't have your number in my new phone and must see you at once text meeee I loves 11:00 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to honuswagner
And happy chaffing to you all! 10:21 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
madalinezanni @BuzzFeed Hi BuzzFeed darling 5:59 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by alixmcalpine
@andrea_h1ckey 3 year old Andrea is killing me. So dang cute! And perfect bangs! 9:20 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andrea_h1ckey
@Gravely (fancy, that is) 10:04 AM May 25th via web in reply to Gravely
@Gravely Only part time! 10:04 AM May 25th via web in reply to Gravely
Having the kind of day where I just had to look at my twitter bio because I momentarily forgot what my job title was. =/ 9:26 AM May 25th via web
Whitney Jefferson has done it again. Perfection! The Complete Guide To Achieving The Perfect Prom Photo buzzfeed.com/whitneyjeffers… 7:27 AM May 25th via Tweet Button
askanyone Rain is here. #GameofFrizz 3:05 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by alixmcalpine and 9 others
@hreins It's turning my face into a monsoon! media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lno7vqD… 3:06 PM May 24th via web in reply to hreins
Just looked down and realized the bottom layer of raspberries I was just eating are green and fuzzy. Oh nonononononono i.imgur.com/gHhne.gif 12:08 PM May 24th via web
CreatorsProject Graffiti, now in GIF form: bit.ly/KXdLWE 10:17 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by alixmcalpine and 17 others

Name Alix McAlpine
Location Brooklyn, NY
Web http://alixmc.com/
Bio Creative Editor @Buzzfeed -- formerly responsible for @Sorry_Mom, music thangs, social media stuff and fart jokes.