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  1. Nightmare commences: about to miss connection at ATL on my own with two kids. Next up: teeth falling out, naked, test I didn't study for. about 13 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. The 4:30 AM airport run makes me feel like I should be hiding a body somewhere. about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Flu + Charlie > Julie 8:25 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  4. @mommywantsvodka SLAP FIGHT! Oh. Wait. Not THAT kind of fight, huh? 8:49 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to mommywantsvodka
  5. Today I get my preemie on: www.alittlepregnant.com Tell a preemie story in the comments and I'll send @marchofdimes money. #fight4preemies 8:31 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  6. Which is true. I did say that. So I'm a filthy liar...but I'm a filthy liar who DOESN'T EAT FRIED DEAD UNDER-BED SPIDERS. 7:03 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  7. This morning C. found a dead spider under our bed AND WANTED ME TO FRY IT UP. "But people DO eat spiders! You SAID we could!" 7:02 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  8. Double ear infection, teething, and probable pink-eye. AIRPORT, HERE WE COME. 10:39 AM Nov 16th from TwitterBerry
  9. @joyunexpected @metalia See, I'm still stuck on "cornholed." It even SOUNDS healthful, doesn't it? 8:50 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to joyunexpected
  10. Cleaning house prior to a trip I'm dreading. Say, I wonder what would happen if I mix this bleach and ammonia. 6:23 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  11. @Torrie I wonder the same thing. Said to Paul the other day, "We will never be tirederer than this." And then thought, Oh, God, what if...? 5:41 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to Torrie
  12. @sinda So I left my kidneys on deposit. 5:56 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to sinda
  13. @sinda Only the fact that I didn't have my checkbook with me prevented me from begging them to take my money and my children. 5:56 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to sinda
  14. @shriekhouse Oh, sure, your liver is desperately trying to claw its way out of your abdomen even as we speak, but your head doesn't hurt! 5:53 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to shriekhouse
  15. @sinda THERE WAS A SONG ABOUT THAT 5:52 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to sinda
  16. @jonniker IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE CODE HOLY JESUS DO NOT ACCEPT THAT REQUEST 5:01 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to jonniker
  17. @shriekhouse Acupressure? Second technique here always helps me. http://bit.ly/154qg0 Press so hard you almost can't stand it. 4:48 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to shriekhouse
  18. @Sundry Hey, your dog and I should talk. I spent high school rolling in that. 3:56 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to Sundry
  19. @sugarsapling It's next weekend, too, I think! 3:21 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to sugarsapling
  20. Just back from a kids' concert featuring songs about the Montessori method. Culty. Feeling brainwashed. MUST. STACK CUBES. NOW. COURTEOUSLY. 1:25 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie