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alittlepregnant

  1. @metalia Momiting.
  2. Look, I know we don't complain about pitches, but I just need to say this: Mom-Vo. MOM-VO. …As in, I guess, convo?
  3. @HereWeGoAJen Haaaaa ha ha ha little kids are kind of dumb. @jonniker
  4. @jonniker (Moments like that make me seriously wish I'd had IS IT REALLY WORTH IT? tattooed on my kids' foreheads.)
  5. @jonniker Not a hill worth dying on, or someone punching you in the face over.
  6. @jonniker Let her go in it and send extra clothes for when she gets hot. Done and done!
  7. @edenland Little more crazy-making than a link to "This forum is private."
  8. @edenland If I were me? Yes. If I were you? No way, baby.
  9. @lilysea AGGGGGH
  10. Yesterday I fell in a lake. A lake where there are leeches. Have been obsessively examining bodily crevices since, just in case of stowaways
  11. Ah, a day in the country! Fresh air, sweet breezes, lakeshore and sunshine, children asking questions about horse penis...
  12. @sweetsalty Ohhhhh. Like a kick to the gut, lady. Sad and quiet, indeed.
  13. @2manyfish2fry LIKE. *chanting* Donna Martin accelerates!
  14. @benanaboy Badass. They can go on a spree.
  15. I need you to know that Ben has a bike. He has named it…Donna.
  16. @ShannonSheh Every story should end that way. With the killing and then the nachos.
  17. @ShannonSheh Hang in, nice lady. Hope it kicks in with a quickness.
  18. @metalia He shouldn't have thrown that bottle away.
  19. @metalia And then, then there was one: "A man with long gray hair was urinating in the middle of Seminary Street."
  20. @metalia Also! "Two men were seen urinating into a glass bottle that they proceeded to throw into a driveway." AND THEN!