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AlistairBarrie

  1. It's 11.30 here, but 9.30 by my body clock. Will I be able to fool it cos it's tired? It's this sort of thing that keeps me awake at night. about 6 hours ago via web
  2. The Galaxy Triple Chocolate is inferior to the vast majority of the Magnum range but not unpleasant, nonetheless. #chociceponce about 6 hours ago via web
  3. @tiffstevenson @MitchBenn Not today I was on a plane for most of it. And no, not a Stealth bomber. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to tiffstevenson
  4. I have time for a nap or a dip in the pool, but probably not both. Tsk. about 11 hours ago via web
  5. @tiffstevenson Yup. Although in fairness... about 11 hours ago via web in reply to tiffstevenson
  6. @realrossnoble Woah. And we all know how quickly that can tarnish. Close shave - sympathy re-extended. 4:47 PM May 28th via web in reply to realrossnoble
  7. @realrossnoble I hate to be the one pointing out that the sympathy may not exactly flood in your direction at this moment. 4:38 PM May 28th via web in reply to realrossnoble
  8. @SarahMillican75 Although I would feel bad if I didn't join the Many Ms Happy Millican Returns throng before turning in. Enjoy love. xx 4:31 PM May 28th via web
  9. Off to bed cos planes don't catch themselves. Well, they do, but then I tend not to be on them, which would be a bad way to start the day. 4:28 PM May 28th via web
  10. @TheKevOrkian Hey Kev - sorry to shoot off but have to be at the airport first thing. Thanks for a lovely gig. 2:39 PM May 28th via web
  11. Am joining the good folk of comedy land in heading out to a gig of a summer's eve. See you at The new Wimbledon Theatre if you fancy it. 12:07 PM May 28th via web
  12. I'm going out for a saunter. It should be a walk, but I want to show off that I don't have a day job. 7:13 AM May 28th via web
  13. Just had a siesta. Like to think I'm doing my bit to help the Spanish economy. 6:17 AM May 28th via web
  14. I would like to report that the new Magnum Infinity is really rather good. A dark chocolate triumph. With cocoa 'nibs', apparently. #busyday 4:45 AM May 28th via web
  15. @RevRichardColes Had one yesterday. Unless you have a very high quality pie, resist. The anticipation is better than the reality. 4:06 AM May 28th via web in reply to RevRichardColes
  16. @NathanCaton Why not combine the two by building a few more decent comedy clubs? Definite lack of purpose built venues in the Battersea area 3:33 AM May 28th via web in reply to NathanCaton
  17. @domholland @jeffgreen007 youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr… 3:16 AM May 28th via web in reply to domholland
  18. @Halcruttenden Stop tweeting and get back in to the Leveson enquiry. Honestly. That nice Mr Jay is talking to you 3:06 AM May 28th via web in reply to Halcruttenden