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  1. Finally figured it out. There's only one escalator at this Bart station. It changes direction depending on the time of day.
  2. @sara That looks really nice. It's almost like we're a real company of grown-ups.
  3. My new plates are so pretty, it makes me want to put better food on them.
  4. Oh, sigh. I always have to do things the hard way, don't I?
  5. @evan Oh sure, tell all the crazies. Thanks a lot.
  6. I'm watching the shipping casualty of this move hasten to its doom from the tracking page. Poor little guy. He has no idea what he's in for.
  7. Theory: translink will only work on muni if you have $2 in your pocket as backup.
  8. @stop Wow. Just... wow.
  9. Took a chance on some molasses clove cookies. Oh yeaaah, I live on the wild side. And it's tasty here.
  10. @TheBloggess What timezone are you in? Because if being up at 11pm makes you an insomniac then... *pats your head*
  11. @audomatic Yes, and then she loaned it to me. But I can assure you, we both knew what we were getting into.
  12. Anyone who believes that you cannot judge a book by its cover has not seen the cover of this book: http://amzn.com/0373621353
  13. The prospect of a new office on Monday fills me with the kind of hope that scares me. (That is, any.)
  14. Adventures in testing: "Think of something witty for me to say, quick!". "Uh... sorry, I can't do that."
  15. Just remembered my stressful dream. I sure hope @jenna isn't mad at me still.
  16. @odinsdream Well, hello fellow moocher. Thanks for getting to it so quickly!
  17. @cw Oh, wait! NOW I GET IT! Eh hem. I mean, hah. That was funny.
  18. Today in cute: Cinder eats with his hands. Scoops up each piece of kibble with his paw and head tilted, daintily dishes it into his mouth.
  19. Nothing will make you realize just how dumb something is as trying to explain it to someone else.
  20. The one thing that USPS has on UPS, FedEx and all other carriers: the forwarding address.