alissa
- I've decided today is the day. It's been nice knowing you plague, but it's time to pack up and ship out.about 24 hours ago from web
- Oi. I've been getting SMS's from a bank I don't use regarding a debit card I don't have. Seems it's a phishing scam. http://bit.ly/hxSx47:19 PM Jul 8th from web
- I used to get all my news from The Daily Show. Now, I extrapolate it from the sarcastic commentary on my timeline. So, same thing.3:47 PM Jul 8th from web
- Ah, misdirected DMs. It's been awhile. How I've missed you.6:16 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- On the road again.11:32 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- I've been informed that the thing to do is to return the car to its natural habitat in the forest. So, I guess I'm gonna go do that.8:03 PM Jul 1st from web
- Picked up a stray car on the way home. Now, where am I gonna put this thing?6:04 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @jenna I delegated the sunny activities to others. But I do hope to do some moonlit drinking before long that I could use a hand with. :)3:18 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to jenna
- I keep dreaming about co-workers. Clearly, it's time to take a couple days off.10:01 AM Jul 1st from web
- Well hello today. I've been looking forward to meeting you. Let's get down to business, shall we?9:09 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- "So, it's like developer debt, but with money?"10:38 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Plotting to covertly install a GM script on my coworkers computers which prompts, "Do you really need reply to the /entire/ company?"4:18 PM Jun 29th from web
- My iPhone says there are to be clouds today, but I see none. Where do I submit a bug report for this sky app?9:47 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Interested parties, please be advised: the library is closed.4:16 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- @evan So, the pride parade is humid, old and retired? Or do you mean it prominently features Mickey Mouse?1:12 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to evan
- Ok I NEED to go to the library today. What are the chances I can get in & out without being defiled with rainbow glitter, feathers & sweat?12:57 PM Jun 28th from web
- @yoak Thanks for the recommendation! Unfortunately, mac only desktop applications do me little good. :)12:51 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to yoak
- Dear twitter genie, Is there an app out there for reusable checklists? (ie. "Weekly Chores" off of which I can create "This Weeks Chores")10:38 AM Jun 26th from web
- Today is not awesome.4:48 PM Jun 25th from web
- Sweetest thing I've been called all week: "the douche police".1:47 PM Jun 24th from web
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- Name Alissa
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Bio bipedal humanoid.
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