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  1. You guys are pretty funny tonight. 12:29 AM Nov 26th from web
  2. Ok, you guys. The creepy mustaches are starting to get distracting. 3:35 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. @plaid333 The beatings come from both directions. We wouldn't want the poor guy be lopsided, after all. 3:16 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to plaid333
  4. @jillyface Love that movie. 11:20 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to jillyface
  5. @mzsanford @mutgoff I thought it was a directive. I was quite curious if the picture would contain helpful instructive diagrams. 8:43 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to mzsanford
  6. In case anyone is curious, banging your head repeatedly against the concrete conference room table? It kinda hurts. 3:38 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. Hey, would anyone at HQ like to split one of the redbulls apparently purchased from Giant Land? 3:30 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. I always get up from my desk and depart with a confident stride, as though I have any idea where any of the conference rooms actually are. 5:26 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. I wonder if parents would keep their kids quiet if they knew just how close I am to killing them. Will someone PLEASE think of the children! 4:44 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  10. It is shaping up to be an Ursula Vernon themed Christmas. 3:40 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. Yep, I'm sick. This is really going to put a damper on my Sunday plans. (They all involved doing things while not sick.) 10:37 AM Nov 22nd from web
  12. I have decided: Tonight I will sleep. I will sleep well, I will sleep uninterrupted, and I will sleep imminently. 11:08 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. That black scurrying movement I just saw out of the corner of my eye? Yep, it was a rat running across the Bart station. 12:22 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. Surprisingly pleased by a number of emails today. I think @sara put something in the air filters. 7:07 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. @Remiel It can't be done. (The link won't appear if yours if the source tweet.) 12:41 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Remiel
  16. By default, Pidgin adds new contacts to my "Buddies" group. I am extremely uncomfortable with this social assumption. 6:13 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. I know everyone else already said it, but the new office is really, truly awesome. When I walked in I said, "Wow." That's right, I wol'd. 1:13 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. Note to self: after wiping your iphone and doing a fresh install of the OS, you will need to set your alarms again. Related: running late. 11:04 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  19. @jillyface Is your soul also scratched up, and does it smells a little funny? 12:50 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to jillyface
  20. Big thanks to @aedison for the @simplenoteapp recommendation. It's fast, simple, and has a web interface. Everything I ever dreamed of! 12:59 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie