AlisonRosen
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A short and workmanlike blog post. Delightful? Eh, not really. Announcements
about 2 hours ago
from TweetMeme
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Is your awareness raised or are you just happy to see me?
about 3 hours ago
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@ That's the one. Their freshly brewed, steaming hot fascism knows no bounds!
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to mrdavehill
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At Intelligentsia coffee where a certain blend is described as "approachable". Lord knows I hate desperate coffee.
about 7 hours ago
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S.J. Perelman makes me laugh out loud. He should have been on twitter.
about 21 hours ago
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Just RSVPd to party with the comment, "I am so totally maybe attending this!" Now I fear that was rude. I love you?
about 22 hours ago
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I've lost the will to edit/think and so I'm currently sitting on some video footage. It chafes.
3:48 PM Nov 30th
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@ Monster Squad! I owned it on VHS!
3:03 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to alexblagg
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- See what I mean?
12:02 PM Nov 30th
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- This nature shit is everywhere down here
11:59 AM Nov 30th
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My mom is having an argument with Tobey. It sounds like this: "No!" [Bark] "No!" [Bark] "NO!" [BARK!]
10:34 AM Nov 30th
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Yelled "ouch" because I tried too aggressively to rest my cheek on my hand. I lack hand/face coordination.
7:39 PM Nov 29th
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I'm in a giant store and I've lost my mom!
4:16 PM Nov 29th
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Mine started texting too! I think there's a special therapist plan. (RT: @ My therapist just text canceled my appointment...)
12:20 PM Nov 29th
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Smells like in here.
12:03 PM Nov 29th
from UberTwitter
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Seems there's about a 90 minute window where if I don't make plans I'll decide I'd rather just stay in. How did it come to this?
6:34 PM Nov 28th
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Chickens? RT: @ In this crazy global economy, what's the cheapest currency I can roll around naked on the bed in?
4:46 PM Nov 28th
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Emo tweet alert! It's fascinating to me the way nostalgia can make you long for a time in which you know you were actually unhappy.
3:11 PM Nov 28th
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Took shower. Debating whether to just put on the same sweatpants and tshirt I was wearing before. Uh, I mean miniskirt and half-shirt.
1:27 PM Nov 28th
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- I'm gonna get ripped and tell some jokes at this mantlepiece and hearth store
3:21 PM Nov 27th
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- Verified Account
- Name AlisonRosen
- Location New York
- Web http://alisonrose...
- Bio I'm a writer and TV personality/host/commentator type person. Also, I won 2008 New York's Funniest Reporter award and have been insufferable ever since.
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