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a/c is broken at school. i think this is payback for telling pregnant friend that 102F isn't that hot. pregnant ladies are ALWAYS right.10:13 AM Jun 29thfrom web
i wore my lab coat for the first time this year to make ice cream with liquid nitrogen. should have won the taste test, but it's ok.5:07 PM May 13thfrom Twitterrific
About to get my first pedicure. Celebrating the feet mom gave me with "yes...I can-can" purple.10:08 AM May 10thfrom Twitterrific
proctoring the tx academic octathlon is putting a dent in my self esteem, making me realize what a philistine i am. smart kids rule.8:37 AM Apr 25thfrom web
dear mr. president: as you know, dogs are a huge responsibility. i would like to offer you my summer practice dogs, for free. june-august.7:20 AM Apr 10thfrom Twitterrific
blood, sweat, and tears are NOT the three states that water exists on Earth. i think i need to stop telling jokes in class.6:32 AM Apr 7thfrom web
