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  1. Everywhere I look I am seeing other people's failing romances. Better than PDA I guess. 4:24 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  2. Not sure I'm getting as much out of this catmom relationship as I'm putting in. 9:25 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  3. RT @blaudiablogan "A good cabbie knows a shortcut. A great cabbie knows a wormhole." 1:29 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. Fettuccine al Freedom #punchlinetoanawesomefettuccinejoke 6:40 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  5. Tight. #grossestwordever 5:49 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  6. I adopted Spooky! http://bit.ly/ykAsa 3:18 PM Nov 8th from web
  7. "Sometimes my ears feel dirty." -- Sommer 3:15 PM Nov 8th from web
  8. I miss the early 00's when my depression could be blamed on the White House. 9:13 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  9. Life is super weird, am I right? This beer is making me feel FUNNY. Tuesday, more like "Hello?" Day.... Pffff... 9:33 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  10. As we go up, we go down. -GBV 9:04 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  11. There is so much I want to say to you, Twitter! 8:15 PM Nov 3rd from Birdfeed
  12. @drewodoherty Stories from the Sea? 7:12 PM Oct 27th from Birdfeed in reply to drewodoherty
  13. I am home alone drunk listening to PJ Harvey waiting for pasta water to boil. CRY FOR ME. 7:01 PM Oct 27th from Birdfeed
  14. A 1st grader recently told me: "100% of Americans are white." I had no idea. 5:50 PM Oct 25th from Birdfeed
  15. At least little kids like me. There's that. 5:09 PM Oct 25th from Birdfeed
  16. Beer Hunter #oneletteroffmovies 8:19 PM Oct 23rd from web
  17. Poonstruck #oneletteroffmovies 8:15 PM Oct 23rd from web
  18. Booby #oneletteroffmovies 8:13 PM Oct 23rd from web
  19. Japs: The Revenge #oneletteroffmovies 8:10 PM Oct 23rd from web
  20. @theseanavy meatpacking district... the landsdowne st of nyc. Sadly no "meat" was "packed" BUT a junkie touched my kidneys. 12:26 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to theseanavy
  • Name alison walsh
  • Location greenpoint
  • Bio i live in brooklyn, xmas in berkeley, and work in the internet.
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