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How many moms are really in One Million Moms? Like 250? 33 minutes ago via Echofon
CrankyKaplan THESE GUYS WHO SAY, "NEW YORK'S NOT DOING IT FOR ME ANYMORE." FUCK YOU. about 9 hours ago via web Retweeted by alisaharris and 5 others
daveweigel 7 am, waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh. Gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by alisaharris and 11 others
@matthew_loftus ha! WebMD is SERIOUS stuff! 2:48 PM May 24th via Echofon in reply to matthew_loftus
Went to the doctor and used WebMD to internally quarrel with her diagnosis on my way out. That will show those health care professionals! 1:48 PM May 24th via Echofon
@jon_fitzgerald No one actually talks about it. I think there are not-really-pro-life evangelicals who'd NEVER admit it even to themselves. 5:58 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to jon_fitzgerald
@jon_fitzgerald Every post against being against the culture wars can be summed up in two words: "But abortion!" Lazy conversation-ender. 5:48 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to jon_fitzgerald
Oh look! A campaign story about policy! RT @NYTMetro:Romney's Education Plan Calls for More School Choices nyti.ms/JzEe1g 5:31 AM May 24th via Echofon
Started creating a list to hide status updates from people on Facebook & gave up after adding one person. Privacy is WAY too much trouble. 6:20 PM May 23rd via web
AndyGHM Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 10:06 AM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by alisaharris and 2666 others
Feeling super apocalyptic today! 2:58 PM May 22nd via Echofon
“I was a real fan of Reaganomics & felt that Reagan would rather see me sell [his blood] than donating it." #todaysWTF thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012/05… 7:17 AM May 22nd via web
@parva_x why does SNL persist in doing skits with references our grandparents would find especially funny? Lawrence Welk? Really? 5:12 AM May 20th via Echofon in reply to parva_x
@Cheemo wouldn't it be AWESOME? I would cast basically the entire case of Party Down for this. 8:14 AM May 19th via Echofon in reply to Cheemo
They should have a comedy show featuring a lovable band of misfit nerds working in a public library. 7:55 AM May 19th via web
I know this kind of thing just isn't SAID, but I never could get into Community. 7:53 AM May 19th via web
@ellystapes I would die I know. I'm kind of afraid David will too. 6:46 PM May 18th via Echofon in reply to ellystapes
Showing pictures of my nephew snoozing. #tipsyatsportsbar 6:10 PM May 18th via Echofon
When will Derek Jeter get married already? #tipsyatsportsbar 5:44 PM May 18th via Echofon
My new favorite recipe source: whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com 5:25 AM May 18th via web