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  1. @emelina I don't think I want to know why parents would need a poop chart. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to emelina
  2. @jenolmstead I feel like mine are too casual to wear with heels... Hmm.. Obvious solution is to buy another pair. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jenolmstead
  3. @jenolmstead Don't worry--- I am sure you can pull off skinny jeans. I love them! about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jenolmstead
  4. Just to be consistent, if Elin really did beat Tiger with a golf club shouldn't we be denouncing her like we did Chris Brown? about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. RT @notfortourists: Winner of the hipster synonym contest: "Hipsters= Rockstars only, without the rock and without the stars..." about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @NYSenate Is the livestream breaking up because there are so many people watching, or is it my connection? about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to NYSenate
  7. The @NYSenate live feed plays hilarious Hallmarky-movie music between votes/during backroom deals. http://is.gd/5ad7u #NYmarriagedebate about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. #Don'ttweetyourdreams because 140 characters can't possibly capture the horror of seeing a staircase eat your phone. 2:06 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  9. My iPhone got crushed in an escalator! @davidsess took it out & said "AT&T won't cover that." Then I woke up. #donttweetdreamsafterwaking 2:01 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  10. New favorite Christmas song from Lady Gaga, of course. http://is.gd/58kjz Let's fa-la-la-la-la. 3:31 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  11. Reading ancient People Magazine from back when Dr. Burke was still on Grey's Anatomy.That's like three failed marriages in Hollywood time! 12:53 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  12. Trying to talk to computer-absorbed siblings with no response, thus looking schizo for talking to myself. All I need is a shopping cart.. 12:31 PM Nov 30th from Echofon
  13. Nonplussed to realize that by following dozens of "deal & discount" twitters, I have become the modern version of my coupon-clipping mom. 7:49 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  14. RT @omgnoah: Breaking News: Britney Spears is a word jumble for Presbyterians. 6:30 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  15. Aaron: "I want a tattoo of Ludwig Von Mises' personal motto." <pause> Me: "Oh my God. I just processed that." 6:08 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  16. My favorite part of Christmas in New York--Lord and Taylor's windows. http://twitpic.com/rcpwi 1:03 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  17. And does that whole thing make you as mad as it makes me? 11:09 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  18. NYers: Do you remember.. has the United Homeless Organization always "passed out" food on subways, or just since it was exposed as a scam? 11:09 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  19. It was a miraculous day. @davidsess taught me to ice skate. 8:18 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  20. Sarah told us about an alternate use for @thesnuggie: hiding boys after dorm visitation hours. 8:15 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  • Name Alisa Harris
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://alisaharri...
  • Bio G: I let Jesus take the wheel. B: That's a Carrie Underwood song. Not a lifestyle choice. ~ Gossip Girl
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