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alisaharris

  1. How many moms are really in One Million Moms? Like 250?
  2. @matthew_loftus ha! WebMD is SERIOUS stuff!
  3. Went to the doctor and used WebMD to internally quarrel with her diagnosis on my way out. That will show those health care professionals!
  4. @jon_fitzgerald No one actually talks about it. I think there are not-really-pro-life evangelicals who'd NEVER admit it even to themselves.
  5. @jon_fitzgerald Every post against being against the culture wars can be summed up in two words: "But abortion!" Lazy conversation-ender.
  6. Oh look! A campaign story about policy! RT @NYTMetro:Romney's Education Plan Calls for More School Choices nyti.ms/JzEe1g
  7. Started creating a list to hide status updates from people on Facebook & gave up after adding one person. Privacy is WAY too much trouble.
  8. Feeling super apocalyptic today!
  9. “I was a real fan of Reaganomics & felt that Reagan would rather see me sell [his blood] than donating it." #todaysWTF thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012/05…
  10. @parva_x why does SNL persist in doing skits with references our grandparents would find especially funny? Lawrence Welk? Really?
  11. @Cheemo wouldn't it be AWESOME? I would cast basically the entire case of Party Down for this.
  12. They should have a comedy show featuring a lovable band of misfit nerds working in a public library.
  13. I know this kind of thing just isn't SAID, but I never could get into Community.
  14. @ellystapes I would die I know. I'm kind of afraid David will too.
  15. Showing pictures of my nephew snoozing. #tipsyatsportsbar
  16. When will Derek Jeter get married already? #tipsyatsportsbar
  17. My new favorite recipe source: whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com