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  1. The Law of Locating Lost Objects: If you are looking for your car keys, you'll find your sunglasses.
  2. I really don't want to be a parent today. Does anyone else go through this?
  3. @nandoism Uh, no pix of the hottie? That was a total tease.
  4. Kiddo : "I almost crashed, but the oven saved me!" Should I be worried?
  5. @remarkablogger I think a man who cries at G rated movies is the epitome of manly.
  6. @debbieharry Hahaha... But noooooooo. The only fingers I lick are my own. Should that go on a T shirt?
  7. RT @JenSinger: checked the news for the weather forecast only to find the same old thing: 90% chance of Michael Jackson.
  8. Something I never thought I'd say to anyone: No, honey, I really DON'T want to lick your finger. Parenthood.
  9. @LeeRosen Sure--how abt email me alisab@ptd.net and let me know what you are thinking?
  10. RT @writerdad: Writing Web Copy http://tinyurl.com/mc693q
  11. @havi Ah, now you have to post it. You just did the pre-marketing for it.
  12. RT @twittermoms: Any tips for this former working mom, who suddenly finds herself a SAHM? http://bit.ly/1gYbD
  13. Divorce Talk: 5 Things To Do Before Thinking About Getting A Divorce http://tinyurl.com/lxmnvd via @LeeRosen
  14. @Bidwell That photo set off my fear of heights response.
  15. 11 reasons why monogamy rocks: http://bit.ly/qfxPL
  16. @DanceFusion1 Done. Thx for the suggestion. I referred someone to you recently. Not sure if he took the suggestion, tho.
  17. @TheDreamExpert Park your car there. That'll teach em.
  18. 7 ways to stop hating your spouse: http://bit.ly/YbmNY My guest post at Easy Self Help Tips.com
  19. Wow. A must read for anyone who works in or around book publishing by Fast Company: http://bit.ly/aky0F
  20. @mvmassage Ahhhh yeah. I screwed up. Pasted in the link to something else by accident. Sent a new tweet w the right link.