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AliNotAlli

  1. I am thinking about faking depression so I can eat the whole thing. Eff sakes this is good. #AnotherExcitingFriday twitpic.com/9p927n about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. :( I hope it's not true what @coffee_dad said and it's just the caffeine talking. RT @SpikeEskin OMGCD (oh my god coffee dad) about 4 hours ago via web in reply to SpikeEskin
  3. Honestly. Saying "nom nom nom" is not cute. Ever. 12:30 PM May 24th via web
  4. Baaahaha RT @YahooSports "The Kobe That We Used to Know" by Kobye - a cover/parody that @Gotye would be proud of: yhoo.it/JVCTBI 12:14 PM May 24th via web in reply to YahooSports
  5. Hahaha “He’s not a player. He’s an appreciator.” - @realjameslesure Great job on KTLA!! #MenAtWork 9:12 AM May 24th via web
  6. Check out my latest for @OCWeeklyMusic w/ @JQuasto and catch him at the Brea Improv May 30th! blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality… 8:49 AM May 24th via web
  7. Ummmm @BravoAndy??? Did you get a "semi" after you did the Shotski w/ Dan Rather and John Mayer? ;) #DrAndyOz twitpic.com/9ollxs 12:00 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  8. Awwww Dan Rather was ADORABLE!! Have him on every show!! Bartender maybe?? #WWHL 11:45 PM May 23rd via web
  9. HOLY SHIT. OMG...I can't even. #Revenge 11:23 PM May 23rd via web
  10. In case you were wondering, teenagers are the most dreadful creatures ever. #WonderNoMore 10:54 PM May 23rd via web
  11. #Revenge 10:06 PM May 23rd via web
  12. HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! #ShowYaLuv #ConfettiTime 7:42 PM May 23rd via web
  13. Officially nail biting. #Sixers 7:31 PM May 23rd via web
  14. @IlDuce728 I TOTALLY agree. 7:28 PM May 23rd via web in reply to IlDuce728
  15. @IlDuce728 I bet after that applause someone will finally pick him up. They’ve all got money on the mind... 7:20 PM May 23rd via web in reply to IlDuce728
  16. @MelloeWon Hahaha Oh hell no!! Hush. :( 7:01 PM May 23rd via web in reply to MelloeWon
  17. @IlDuce728 Hahahaha I rolled my eyes when I heard that. lol 6:57 PM May 23rd via web in reply to IlDuce728
  18. WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!! #IGGY 6:41 PM May 23rd via web