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  1. Home safe, and no longer drunk. Okay wait. No longer TOTALLY drunk. Still a little...okay...yeah a little drunk.
  2. Ladies and gentlemen, the mormon girl is officially drunk. The weapon of choice: Vodka Tonic. The verdict: Drunk Alina wants to make out.
  3. Some guy outside has engaged the homeless people in a shouting match. Stupid, stupid fool.
  4. Project Consume Only Eggnog Between Now And Christmas has begun.
  5. @jsmooth995 Is it just me (white) or is he racist? Isn't he saying: "oh how charming and hilarious, the Black People have come out to play."
  6. I need to learn how to incorporate crippling procrastination and denial into actually getting things done. "Normal" doesn't work for me.
  7. @bellabluegrass Will do. :)
  8. Hey, does anyone in Chicago have a negative scanner (med. format) I can rent/use? I'm trying to get my grad app. portfolio ready. DM ME!
  9. Pretty soon I'll to be farting ice cream.
  10. How I know that people can't help but show who they truly are: He could totally get laid if he would just do what he says he's going to do.
  11. Hey Carrie Prejean. Call me. I have some things to say. Warning: They're not very nice things.
  12. Someone needs to tell James Cameron that the Cowboys/Indians story is played out, even if it's IN SPACE! (And even with jazz hands, buddy.)
  13. Erik called about going to yoga and I told him the cats hadn't told me how to handle the spanish bull horns yet and went back to sleep.
  14. I gave him my number. Keep your fingers crossed!
  15. I was in the alley before I realized he was pissing, and I stayed so far away that I almost didn't hear him telling me about his giant dick.
  16. Just managed to wrangle a bit of cash from the universe, and instead of thinking "rent!" I'm thinking "ice cream!" All is as it should be.
  17. @Yardboy Thank you, thank you. I appreciate your acknowledgment of the value of my well-thought-out, rational argument.
  18. @Yardboy Well, you and I have different views of gun control, and so I must resort to my back-up argument: "SHUT UP SHUT UP PTHHHHHHHHH!!!"
  19. @Yardboy Oh, I know...but you understand my point, right? Besides, there must be many times more police and security there than on a campus.
  20. Cat is growling IN HIS SLEEP. It's time to wake him suddenly with a loud noise from a safe distance, then hide while he plots my demise.