alinasmith
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Home safe, and no longer drunk. Okay wait. No longer TOTALLY drunk. Still a little...okay...yeah a little drunk.
12:50 AM Nov 14th
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Ladies and gentlemen, the mormon girl is officially drunk. The weapon of choice: Vodka Tonic. The verdict: Drunk Alina wants to make out.
10:27 PM Nov 13th
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Some guy outside has engaged the homeless people in a shouting match. Stupid, stupid fool.
2:19 PM Nov 13th
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Project Consume Only Eggnog Between Now And Christmas has begun.
3:36 PM Nov 12th
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@ Is it just me (white) or is he racist? Isn't he saying: "oh how charming and hilarious, the Black People have come out to play."
12:32 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to jsmooth995
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I need to learn how to incorporate crippling procrastination and denial into actually getting things done. "Normal" doesn't work for me.
9:49 AM Nov 12th
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@ Will do. :)
8:26 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to bellabluegrass
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Hey, does anyone in Chicago have a negative scanner (med. format) I can rent/use? I'm trying to get my grad app. portfolio ready. DM ME!
8:23 AM Nov 12th
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Pretty soon I'll to be farting ice cream.
9:33 PM Nov 11th
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How I know that people can't help but show who they truly are: He could totally get laid if he would just do what he says he's going to do.
9:21 PM Nov 10th
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Hey Carrie Prejean.
Call me.
I have some things to say.
Warning: They're not very nice things.
2:03 PM Nov 10th
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Someone needs to tell James Cameron that the Cowboys/Indians story is played out, even if it's IN SPACE! (And even with jazz hands, buddy.)
11:51 AM Nov 8th
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Erik called about going to yoga and I told him the cats hadn't told me how to handle the spanish bull horns yet and went back to sleep.
8:00 AM Nov 8th
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I gave him my number.
Keep your fingers crossed!
3:22 PM Nov 6th
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I was in the alley before I realized he was pissing, and I stayed so far away that I almost didn't hear him telling me about his giant dick.
3:19 PM Nov 6th
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Just managed to wrangle a bit of cash from the universe, and instead of thinking "rent!" I'm thinking "ice cream!"
All is as it should be.
10:24 AM Nov 6th
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@ Thank you, thank you. I appreciate your acknowledgment of the value of my well-thought-out, rational argument.
6:05 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to Yardboy
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@ Well, you and I have different views of gun control, and so I must resort to my back-up argument: "SHUT UP SHUT UP PTHHHHHHHHH!!!"
6:01 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to Yardboy
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@ Oh, I know...but you understand my point, right? Besides, there must be many times more police and security there than on a campus.
5:50 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to Yardboy
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Cat is growling IN HIS SLEEP. It's time to wake him suddenly with a loud noise from a safe distance, then hide while he plots my demise.
6:15 PM Nov 5th
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- Name alina smith
- Location Chicago
- Web http://alinasmith...
- Bio Alina takes photographs, and doesnt take photographs.
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