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  1. Things my mother brought with her, #387: A sinus rinse.
  2. It's difficult to get excited about a holiday with so much baggage. I mean, my mother brought EVERYTHING. Did I mention the blender?
  3. The Mother has arrived, and she has brought her blender. And wine glasses. And Knox gelatin.
  4. @Sundry Try this: http://www.poshchicago.com/... (I love this shop!)
  5. @lindstifa wanted me to tell you how my advanced screening of the Fantastic Mr. Fox was, so here you go: Oh. My. Lord. You. Must. See. It.
  6. Whatever, @yodelmachine. TEAM MIKE
  7. I love it when dirty words show up as valid in scrabble. I hate it when dirty words come up in scrabble and I'm playing against my mother.
  8. Went hunting for "artic" (Art Institute of Chicago) and found MANY misspellings of "arctic" and now I feel much better about myself.
  9. I've turned into that person who yells at her cat. Now I have to point and laugh at myself. It's awkward.
  10. It took me a long time, but I sat here and thought about it very hard, and now I'm sure; I don't want to leave this chair.
  11. Are you in the market for fine-art portraiture? Do you live in Chicago? If so, I'm available for sittings! http://tinyurl.com/alinasmith
  12. RT @texburgher: Wow! Here You Go is on the Kickstarter Recommended page, and almost half way to its funding goal! Please help us out! h ...
  13. I need to stop telling myself that the chocolate chips will ever be baked into cookies.
  14. I put a flea collar on my cat, and now instead of trying to get rid of bugs he's dedicated his life to getting rid of the flea collar. WIN!
  15. @thedayhascome Aw man. Best of everything to your sweet family.
  16. When you feel like throwing things at your ex-boyfriend, it's handy for him to live next door. When you feel like avoiding him...less handy.
  17. Dear Majority Dems, Why are you such phenomenal WUSSES!? Suck it up! Get it done right! DO IT RIGHT!!! Much Love, Alina
  18. Around page 50 on awkwardfamilyphotos.com, Alina realized she would eventually have to go to sleep. She couldn't wait for the dreams.
  19. You all know Neil Patrick Harris has finally found the twitter, right? He's @ActuallyNPH. Go! Follow! Win!
  20. @boxdog1031 Oh I will, you minx!