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  1. Sorry, @favstar10, but that tweet happened days ago, it reached ten stars days ago, and I still think favrd kicks your ass. Thanks, though.
  2. If my floor were covered with beer cans instead of laundry, I'd be showin the bitches the door right about now. Three of them. That's right.
  3. .@justirish Books are all here: http://www.flickr.com/photo... (All sold, I'm happy to accept a pre-order.)
  4. (The preceding joke is not my own. It is from "Dead Like Me" season 1 episode 8.)(I highly recommend it.)(Both the season and the episode.)
  5. Shame about the homeless. They are desperate, passionate lovers but they will rob you blind.
  6. I don't drink coffee. If this means you have to unfollow me, I understand. Bastards.
  7. You guys are all LAST DAY OF THE WORKWEEK! and I'm all I HAVEN'T PUT ON PANTS YET! I totally win.
  8. Ooh baby, if you knew what I wasn't wearing, you'd be thinking "Daayyum! That girl needs to do some laundry!"
  9. Apparently an acceptable response to "I have a boyfriend" is "Are you faithful?"
  10. I'm like a five-year-old here, listening to a recording of myself over and over, and still cracking up. At myself. Because I'm HILARIOUS.
  11. No one's going to get a Barenaked Ladies reference during this damn funeral. I'll try again in a few days.
  12. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
  13. @ange_black Heh. I'm serious...I need moddles.
  14. Dear @ange_black, You are lovely and I want to take your photograph. Please to come to Chicago. Thanks so much. Alina
  15. @adamjury You are my favorite person today.
  16. Hm, this is new. InDesign crashing within 10-15 seconds of opening. EVERY TIME. Anyone have an idea? No? Well then, anyone have a hammer?
  17. There are few things as adorable than a 3-year old dancing to Gorillaz.
  18. Oh yeah, baby. Book #15 is FINISHED. You can buy it here: http://bit.ly/80f21
  19. I'm going to stretch out a little, and then I'm going to finish this book, so, you know, watch out.
  20. You know you're hot when the hobos start hollering 'I like the way yo ass look' at you. Those are some discerning individuals right there.