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alimichael

  1. detachable bra strap + dairy-free popsicle = ice pack headband instagr.am/p/LA6ls8jpeB/ 8:26 AM May 24th via Instagram
  2. can't believe I'm sick in bed on National Goth Day. Can I get prosthetic fangs and fake blood delivered?? 1:41 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. GOOD MOURNING 7:45 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  4. What's worse: a hole in the ass of my jeans or duct tape covering a hole in the ass of my jeans? Sadly not bothered enough to change 4:17 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I wrote, sung, and played harmonica with my nose for a one-woman band called the Zebra Girls from '96-'97. 7:42 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. i can't chataranga dandasana to save my life 5:27 PM May 13th via web
  7. I LOVE YOU MOM THANK YOU FOR RAISING ME AND DEALING WITH MY WEIRD PERSONALITY SINCE THE BEGINNING!!! twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 7:50 AM May 13th via web
  8. @BenBruker @muppetsandmilk um hello? 3:23 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BenBruker
  9. options for makeshift eye patch to wear during spin class: strategically tied tube sock, sunglasses, pirate costume headpiece 5:18 AM May 12th via web
  10. Had cataract surgery this morning. Did the surgeon draw on my face in sharpie for medical reasons or as a joke? twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 10:11 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I get a lot of emails from BabiesRUs for someone without a baby/any recollection of signing up for their mailing list twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 3:45 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I hate it when I see Bruce Jenner and it ends up just being a mirage 3:28 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. The X-Files theme song has been stuck in my head since I woke up. Feeling optimistic today. 11:33 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @muppetsandmilk what beet juice? 10:51 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to muppetsandmilk
  15. @muppetsandmilk Missing You... twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 10:05 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. my subconscious loves confusing my awakeness with its dreams 4:55 AM May 10th via web
  17. @dannykopel are you channeling balenciaga ss 09? twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 9:41 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. :( 12:23 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @BenBruker ??? twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 10:13 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BenBruker
  20. twitter.com/alimichael/sta… 2:29 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone