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  1. @jenbshaw did you drunk dial a stranger - there's nothing on my phone!!!! I hope you didn't. Actually, I take it back. I kinda hope you did!
  2. The batteries on my remote died while I was on the GUIDE PAGE and there are no AAAs in sight. I am NOT a happy camper right now.
  3. @AnissaMayhew Did he buy you a Wagon Queen Family Truckster? Or point out Big Ben? or Parliament? :)
  4. @kerrianne I JUST started using coupons too. The next thing you know I'll have one of those carts on wheels.
  5. @shelikespurple haha! I had to BUY flats when I was in NY! TWICE.
  6. @shelikespurple SUBWAY, hon! You are in NYC!
  7. We are all still in PJs and I don't see us getting dressed, um, at all today. And we are eating donuts. #singleparentingFAIL
  8. Nothing like a good chase-your-escaped-dog-three-blocks-while-barefoot to start your weekend...
  9. @jenbshaw That's it. Someone is going to have to figure out how to move Missouri closer to Georgia.
  10. @AMomTwoBoys but aren't you impressed that I actually wore the flats I bought with you????
  11. @dasbecca nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  12. of course. 4-year-olds can't read the "DO NOT USE" sign you put up beside the broken toilet. of course they can't.
  13. PSA: Taking three kids and a dog door-to-door to sell cookie dough is just a REALLY bad idea.
  14. I am wearing flats today. Oh my god, you all, I am a MIDGET.
  15. Today is Isabella's bring-your-daddy-to-school day . SIGH. I guess I'll be the only daddy in a skirt today. At least I hope so.
  16. @GeminiGirlBlog happy birthday to your little ladies!
  17. @AMomTwoBoys I am terrified of bleach. OF COURSE I AM.
  18. @childsplayx2 It's Rabbi Feinstein all the way, baby!!
  19. which reminds me of when I was 8 and two boys in my class were trading RABBI CARDS.
  20. my dog's food comes with doggie trading cards.